"Also knocking someone up is kind of a dommy thing, right? You're going to be mine and carrying my baby..."

"--it'd be a thing you were doing to me. Your decision."

"I like the idea of you being mine."

"_{I'd like to be yours.}"

"Good boy."

He is an adult man, who has definitely never made squeaking noises in entire his life.

"I love you."

"Love you too."

"Eeeeee!"

If they're both making squeaking noises, who's driving the car?

Maybe he should, but he does not regret encouraging a little bit of speeding.

When they get home, Wei Wuxian shoves Wen Ning up against the wall and kisses him.

He makes a muffled 'mpph' sound as he hits the wall. He does his best to give as good as he gets with the kiss.

"My good boy," he says.

Well, he better keep doing exactly what he's doing, if he's doing something right. "Yours."

"Strip."

Can he take his shirt and pants off sexily while flustered? There's only one way to find out.

"Good." Wei Wuxian runs a hand down Wen Ning's chest possessively, like he's assessing his new toy. "Do you want to show off for me?"

He arches up into it. "What do you want me to do?"

"Well, I do have this magic little slut at my disposal, and I heard you have some very interesting spells."

"I do. I could-- show them to you."

"I think you should lie down on the bed and touch yourself while I watch."

He sits down on the bed. Tips himself back. It takes actual will to touch himself while someone is watching, even if Wei Wuxian has very much seen it before.. It's kind of terrifying and awkward-- but in a fun way? Is this what people get out of rollercoasters?

"Look at you," he says, "all naked and vulnerable before me."

"I bet if I talk during kinky sex I'll be better at not getting distracted."

"Dammit."