<<...they can probably guess.>>

<<The pets don't want to give me fish OR sex?>>

<<...It's very unfair of them, I know.>>

<<What are they good for?>>

<<They do feed you sometimes? And they might play with you?>>

<<Oh! I like it when I jump through the hoops. I am the best at hoops. There is NO hoop that can beat me.>>

<<I bet you are the best at hoops.>>

<<Does the hoop want to have sex with me?>>

<<... probably not? But if it's a hoop I'm not sure it would... mind.>>

<<It turns out that pets can talk so I wasn't sure if hoops can talk.>>

<<If they're what I think they what I think they are, they can't talk much.>>

<<Oh! Okay. I will try to have sex with them next time the pets give me one. If I have had enough fish.>>

<<...sure.>>

<<Do you have any other things you want to say?>>

This is potentially going to get awkward and sad quickly. <<Are you happy here?>>

<<Yes! There are fish and friends and hoops.>>

<<That's good to hear.>>

The dolphin swims away.

And he can stand up now. "--That was an experience."

"What are dolphins like?"

He speaks quietly, because there might be delicate ears about. "Hornier than I expected."

"I think they do gangrapes."

!? "This dolphin came onto me in a... More consensual way, at least?"

"You got hit on by a dolphin? You should go for it!"

"Wait, are we poly?"