<<Hello! Want to race?>>

<<Hello!>> Because it is only polite to reply to a greeting. <<Race?>>

<<Yeah! You get in the water and we see who can go faster! Fastfastfast!>>

<<Sorry, I'm not allowed in the water.>>

<<Why. Are they afraid you will beat me. I am very fast.>>

<<You would definitely beat me, that's not a question.>> How is he going to explain trespassing, and why trespassing is a concern, to a dolphin? <<I don't think they would want humans they didn't know in there with you, because they don't know if I'm going to hurt you or not.>>

<<You cannot hurt me. I will hit you with my tail.>>

<<I wouldn't even try. But I don't think-->> how does he phrase this <<your humans would believe that?>>

<<They are good pets. Sometimes they give me fish.>> His tail swishes. <<Do you have fish?>>

<<I'm sorry, I don't have fish either.>>

<<Do the pets talk to you?>>

<<--I could probably get them to, but I'd have to stop talking to you to do that.>>

<<You should tell me to give them more fish. I can't talk to the pets because they don't speak a normal language.>>

<<I'm not sure I'd be very convincing.>>

<<Oh. Well, do they know I want fish?>>

<<I'm pretty sure they do.>>

<<Why aren't they giving it to me?>>

<<I think they are worried about you having too much fish?>>

<<Why do they think I'll have too much fish? Are they worried the fish will rot?>>

<<It's more that they're worried you might eat too much, I think?>>

<<??????>>

<<...I know, humans are weird.>>

<<Do you want to have sex?>>

!? <<Not really. Sorry.>>

<<Oh. Do you know how to tell pets I want sex? I have tried putting my erect penis in their hands but they seem confused.>>