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In Love's name and for Love's sake, I assert that I will employ the Art which is its gift in Love's service alone, rejecting all other usages.
I will spread joy and ease pain. I will fight to preserve what loves and rejoices well in its own way, and I will change no object or creature unless its joy and love, or that of the system of which it is part, are threatened.
To these ends, in the practice of my Art, I will put aside despair for hope, and hatred for love, when it is right to do so-- Until Universe's end.
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wen ning is the erogamer
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And now the comfy lap is gone. Alas.
He climbs back into the passenger seat. "When we're both wizards we can probably cuddle in cars a lot?" he says, trying to find the halfway point.
boy-are-you-gigo
"We'll be busy saving the world from the forces of evil and bad security practices."
On the one hand Wei Wuxian should probably have both hands on the steering wheel. On the other-- it is very nice and warm and he hopes he doesn't move it.
boy-are-you-gigo
He is going to chatter at Wen Ning the entire way there but this time it is interspersed with stories about all the most lovable and/or sexy things that Wen Ning has done in his entire life.
And he is going to do his best not to spontaneously combust out of confused and heartwarming embarassment. How did he even manage to be sexy in high school. How.
boy-are-you-gigo
Well, you see, sometimes Wei Wuxian sat next to him in class and stared at his forearms while he took notes.
Valid, probably? (Is going 'valid, probably' at someone being attracted to him a sign of improving self esteem, or is he just pointing at a butterfly.)
Does Wei Wuxian remember playing Mercutio in the school's production of Romeo and Juliet? Wen Ning remembers it very well.
boy-are-you-gigo
Ooh, yes he does.
Does Wen Ning remember all the times Wei Wuxian dressed him up in costumes for Homecoming Week and Halloween? Those were all costumes Wei Wuxian thought were sexy.
...so, hindsight is 20/20, but he thought the maid costume was because Wei Wuxian wanted someone to be wearing a matching costume.
(He was too distracted at the time by a)Wei Wuxian wearing a maid costume and b) trying to blend in to the background while wearing a maid costume, to put two and two together.)
boy-are-you-gigo
Ah, the number of costumes that Wei Wuxian could convince Wen Ning really ought to involve shaving your legs and wearing fishnets...
Yeah, that was totally a pattern that he did not pick up on and probably should have.
(... And can now potentially take advantage of now that he's aware of it. Though finding an excuse to go somewhere in costume may be difficult.)
Aquarium! Where he can try and talk to dolphins and hopefully not concern any security guards in the process! Also hope that the marks on his neck and hands don't make parents have to answer awkward questions!
"Good for you!" someone mouths and gives him a thumbsup.
Okay???
Being a sex wizard is weird. He's just going to stick to his tried and true method of avoiding attention by standing next to Wei Wuxian.
Hopefully the dolphins will not judge him?
The dolphins are swimming in a friendly and non-judgmental way.
What nice dolphins.
He looks for still somewhere to sit, so hopefully he looks like he is Appreciating the Beauty of Nature and less like he's having a medical incident.
boy-are-you-gigo
Wei Wuxian is going to HELP by holding his hand and gazing at him adoringly.
It may not be helpful, but it is very cute.
It's easier to do the mental motion, now he's done it before, to find the ever changing pattern of the light going through the water--