He has a pretty good chance there, honestly.

"Do you have any, uh, specific plans?"

"Wellllll, the aquarium is closing soon, so we can head back and then you can try out all my dildos."

"That works for me." ... Wei Wuxian would probably appreciate (or, well, appreciate) the suggestion even if saying they idea out loud with his mouth is deeply embarassing. "You probably could. Fuck me with your cock and a dildo. At the same time. --If you wanted to."

"Oh, right, because you can fit anything in there. --Fuck. That's hot."

"--maybe we should get back to your house soon. For the purposes of Science."

"Can I drive fast."

"--We should stay under the limit." Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships, he has tempted Wei Wuxian to speed.

"Ten miles over."

"If we get pulled over, I don't want to explain why we're speeding?"

"Just glare at the manual until it gives you a quest to blow them."

This is a Bad Idea, but honestly there are worse ones. "...okay?"

He gets in the car. 

"We should do like. Pre-sex negotiation or something. What kinds of things do you like?"

"You, uh, are aware of how... Sheltered? I was."

"...Better question. Do you want me to tell you exactly what to do and then give you lots of praise for being so good and doing exactly what I wanted you to do?"

"..._yes."

"Okay. What if, instead, you have me as your sex toy and you can do whatever you want to me and you don't have to worry about what I feel about it, you can use me for your pleasure and not have to care about other people for once."

"--If you want to do that?" It's not unappealing, but also much more likely to lead to them both naked on the bed having the sexual equivalent of an awkward silence.

"Maybe when your NOV is higher."

Quest available: All Shall Love Me And Despair

Experiment with being dominant in bed. 

Success: 500XP, one spell unlocked depending on dominant style
Failure: The sexual equivalent of an awkward silence

Thanks, manual.

"Maybe another time. --the manual thinks I can do it, but." Still seems like an embarassingly high risk of failure.

"Do you want me to hold you down and fuck you while you struggle and beg me not to and then if I fuck you it's not your fault?"

...brain, why does this sound appealing? Why. "--sure?"

+1 NOV for learning new facts about yourself!

"I like thinking about knocking people up or getting knocked up."

And one day he will be able to make love to a dolphin. Not sure if that's a thing he's looking forward to or dreading. -- which probably says something about his current NOV.

"--it I had to pick, I'd probably pick the first one? They all sound fun... But with that one I'll know what I'm meant to be doing. You could-- knock me up and tell me how good I'm doing?"