"It's the only way we can solve this problem."

It's kind of a surprise when he gets the whole thing in and realises that there isn't any more.

"Now fuck yourself with it," Wei Wuxian suggests.

This is actually more difficult than it sounds, on account of there being so much of it to move. Not that he's going to let the stop him. If Wei Wuxian wants to watch him, he should give him something worth watching.

Happy wiggles feel much stranger if your head is on the happy-wiggling person's lap.

They do, but it's nice to see him so happy.

Just having the dildo in was a lot, and having it moving is... Much more than that.

"You make such beautiful faces. --Can you edge yourself for me?"

Eeeeeee. "Of course." Edge riding remains a very useful spell.

"Good boy. --I like your little noises."

If he doesn't want a lapful of very melted Wen Ning he should probably be doing something different.

... Wen Ning can let more of the noises happen, instead of holding them back, if he likes them so much.

He moves Wen Ning's head onto a pillow. 

"Okay. Now I'm going to fuck you."

"Yes, please." Should be be begging now? "I want it, so, so badly."

He moves between Wen Ning's legs. "Wow. Physically, I do not see any way for this to fit with the toy still in."

"It should? I'm not sure I can... help you, though."

"You just lie there. I'll figure this out. --Do you think me coming in you will give you special abilities too?"

"I honestly have no idea?"

"This magic stuff should be better documented."

"And not pop up as very surprising screens."

"Okay. I am going to try to push in."

"Holy shit."

Technically, Wei Wuxian is not that big compared to the toy, but he feels a lot bigger than he actually is.

"It feels good."

"--okay I thought I could move both my dick and the toy at the same time but it turns out that requires, like, superhuman coordination so Ika is just gonna have to stay still for now."

"--if you want me to stay coherent, that's probably for the best."

"Why would I want you to stay coherent."

"Okay, that's fair."

Wei Wuxian bends down, bites hard on Wen Ning's shoulder, and starts to thrust.