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Snuggly out of bed! Snuggly getting dressed! Snuggly leaving the house to get a bagel at the Very Best Bagel Place In The World!

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Snuggly bagel eating: proof of a world worth fighting for.

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Omnisexual is a fairly obvious effect. 

Wen Ning sees that everyone-- the cashier, the other people getting breakfast, the guy driving too fast who almost ran them over while they walked to the bagel store-- is surrounded by a glow of love. He finds himself reaching for sympathetic explanations for their actions: probably the guy driving too fast was rushing to the emergency room, probably the person talking too loud doesn't know how loud her voice is. He feels safe around them: he knows they'd never really want to hurt him. He wants them all, very badly, to be happy. It is almost painful to think about the possibility that any of them might be hurt. 

He feels an intense, bone-deep craving to reach out and touch them. Their faces are distractingly beautiful; he loses himself in thought staring at the cashier and almost forgets his bagel order. It's like the first week he saw Wei Wuxian, but with everyone. 

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It's a weird mix of convenient and inconvenient.

Before, intellectually he thought that all people were worthy of love, all individual equal sparks of humanity. But now the heart agrees with the head. He can feel it. Coffee Drinker #2 being upset about something is no longer an abstract problem.

... Though it something that he's now found himself a little bit put out that Coffee Drinker #2 is drinking from a mug instead of a takeaway cup, and so his name isn't written on it. How can I moon over your if I don't know your name, sir???

He's also now having to pay more attention to his face, so he isn't creepily sparkling at everyone, everywhere.

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"You're so adorable."

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(You'd think this would make compliments from Wei Wuxian less special, but love is infinite, and Wei Wuxian is just as wonderful as he was before.)

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"I think you'd win that competition."

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"What's it like?"

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"It's very-- you remember that one person, who 'couldn't hug every cat?' It's like that."

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"I don't remember that."

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"It was an internet video-- anyway, everyone's so-- nice? Like, all of them? ... I have a crush on literally everyone."

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"And that differs from the previous state of things how?"

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"I could probably list the number of people I was crushing on on one hand, before? It's... A little overwhelming. In a good way."

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"Wait, wait, who did you have a crush on? Other than me, everyone has a crush on me."

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"The time between when I met them and had sex with them is probably too short for Nie Huaisang to count..."

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"The Nie Huaisang story."

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"I still can't quite believe they said yes."

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"Well, would you say not to sex with anyone?"

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"--I mean, no, not now, but I am a sex wizard?"

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"They just have that naturally. Except that they're gay, I guess."

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"They're a much more natural pick for the role."

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"You don't know. Maybe sex wizardry runs on repression."

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"Or maybe you need to be the sort of person who'd say yes to being a... joy wizard, but isn't nearly one already." Though repression makes as much sense.

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"I don't know if they're almost one already."

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"They literally agreed to have sex in a changing room with someone they met a few hours ago?"

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