Biting is very good.

Thrusting is very good.

Both together is a bit blue screen inducing.

He wraps his arms around Wei Wuxian and clings on.

"Don't come," he says, "don't come don't come--"

Edge riding, edge riding, edge riding--

And then Wei Wuxian whimpers and finishes in an amount of time that suggests that he would probably also have benefited from Edge Riding. 

That's totally reasonable, really.

"Thank you."If he doesn't want to be trapped in a floppy boneless hug, he is going to have to say something.

"You made me very happy," he says, floppily.

Eeeeeee. "I'm glad."

"You were so good that I'm going to let you come."

And now he snake a hand between them and regret how many times he thought-- PHRASE HE IS NOT GOING TO THINK OUT LOUD-- in a row.

It's nice having Wei Wuxian is such close contact while he does.

"Love you."

Words aren't working great so he is going to reply to that with kissing.

+2000 XP for forming a relationship with Wei Wuxian!
+500 XP for doing so before you had a quest for it!

You have leveled up!

Apparently he can pre-empt quests? That's useful to know. Though having a boyfriend is much better. Boyfriends are the best. ...though if he hadn't got a quest for it yet, that implies that his secret admirer is someone else? ...Who else could it BE? That insoluble mystery can be a problem for future Wen Ning though. 

He's still not ready for the Ordeal yet, but making more people be wizards would probably be more possible to solve with a higher WIZ, so he puts two point into that, and then 3 points into ART.

"Perk points: 1" blinks at him.

He's finally earned one.

...he could ask what Wei Wuxian thinks he should get, and he can guess the answer. But he can get 'A Wizard Alone' as a quest reward, once he figures out how to.

And as a wizard who spreads joy through-but-not-exclusively-with sex, well-- there's an obvious perk to help. If he's attracted to everyone, that makes it so much easier to be... there, so to speak, for anyone who needs him to.

He picks 'Omnisexual.'

You have taken the perk Omnisexual!

To become sexually or romantically attracted to a certain trait, simply--  

And then there is a long string of words in the Speech, which fortunately Wen Ning can now mostly parse. 

"Everyone" is easy. 

And there's no good reason not to set it for everyone, instead of picking one trait at a time. Makes things a whole lot simpler.

When he's looking at Wei Wuxian, nothing changes. 

That makes sense, seeing as he was already attracted to him.

Seeing as Wei Wuxian is the Best Boyfriend in the Whole World, he deserves all the snuggles. ... Once Wen Ning removes Ika. That's an important step.

What a coincidence. Wen Ning is also the best boyfriend in the whole world and also deserves all the snuggles. 

Wen Ning is pretty sure he isn't the best boyfriend in the world... But he will gracefully except second place. Especially if it lets him cuddle and kiss the True Best Boyfriend.

Wei Wuxian is a cuddly octopus at night! And then they can have sleepy morning sex.

Sleepy morning sex: very good. As are cuddly octopi.

"I don't want to leave this bed."

"Don't you want to try out your new perk?"

What we need to do is wheel this bed out into public. "That's... Maybe good enough to get out of bed for," he says, more aggressively snuggling Wei Wuxian.