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That's fair enough, Wei Wuxian is A Lot.

... He's going to have to work out how to convince someone as shy as him to be the person they want to be, presumably through having conversations.

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He is contentedly eating his cake. 

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Quest available: GoneWildSmilesWenNing

Take a naked picture of yourself and post it on a GoneWild subreddit.

Success: +1 BOD, 500 XP, Online Presence unlocked
Failure: Public embarrassment
Accept Y/N
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He would like points for not visibly startling at surprise screens only he can see.

... That is very much an action he could take. He could do that. And so far the One's quests have been Sensible Sister Approved ideas, so it probably wouldn't turn out too badly? He'll... Think about it.

Lan Wangji has just been standing there, saying nothing. He should make sure he's included in the conversation. "Do you, uh, have any plans?"

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"No."

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"He's going to get railed."

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"That is not an appropriate conversation for a work environment."

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"Super railed."

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Wei Wuxian probably does not have outside information on his sex life?

"I, uh, hope it's an enjoyable nothing?"

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"Mn."

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"Cake!"

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Quest available: Bags of Sand

Margot Dubbin is thirty-nine years old and her birthday is in three weeks. She's quite horny, but even gender ratios aren't that much in your favor if you can't maintain a conversation about anything except programming and early-generation My Little Ponys. Make sure she doesn't turn into a forty-year-old virgin.

Success: 750 XP, a birthday party invitation
Failure: A very sad birthday party invitation
Accept Y/N
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... He's not entirely sure how to go about this. He is willing, as a virgin slightly more than half her age, to help a fellow traveler. He is very capable of smiling and nodding about My Little Pony. He's just not sure how to turn that into a solution to her problem?

He'll accept the quest, anyway. (And Lev's as well, why not.)

"Feel free to take a slice."

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"Thank you."

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"a-Ning I have an important question."

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"Why doesn't anyone at this company talk?"

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"It's not that I'm speaking Chinese! I'm nearly one hundred percent confident we're all speaking English. Although sometimes I do forget."

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"B-because talking isn't working and we're here to work? Also we are talking here right now. I guess."

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"No no no we're building team rapport, a-Ning. It's good for the company."

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"None of us are on the same team."

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"If you like me you'll be more likely to change your passwords."

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"Mn."

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"Yeah, that's fair, your password is probably 'password123' just to annoy me."

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