Making out is more important than food though.

He disentangles himself enough to answer the door.

Quest complete! You have completed the quest 'Sweet Twenty-Four and Never Been Kissed.'

250 XP
+1 SED

Quest available: Lose Your Virginity

It's pretty simple! Touch someone else until you, they, or both come. Or multiple people if you're ambitious. 

Success: +500 XP, improved relations with ???
Failure: 'Technical Virgin' status effect

He will live in hope and accept the quest.

And also accept the food.

Wei Wuxian has stripped off his shirt and pants and is lying on the couch in his suspiciously stained underwear. 

The tips of the vines emerge from the top of the underwear.

Well, he can be mostly naked and also have a curry.

And hopefully Wen Ning can work out how to explain the Reddit thing. ('Telling your partner you have already seen them naked' seems like the ethical thing to do? Even if it is incredibly awkward.)

"I think it's more comfortable not to wear clothes," Wei Wuxian announces.

"That's understandable," he says, very much still wearing clothes.

For a few minutes he devours his curry and then:

"You," he says, gesturing with a fork, his mouth full of curry, "are so hot."

"I'm glad you think so? You're-- veryhottoo."

"Of course I am," Wei Wuxian says, displaying his mouthful of half-chewed chickpea to the world. "Everyone knows that. But I think you might not know that you're hot, so I'm telling you. Just, like, platonically. As a friend. A bro."

"I, uh, appreciate it? As a friend."

Is taking off his shirt a kind of flirtation? Only one way to find out.

He swallows. "See? You have a six pack. Do I have a six pack? Of course not. I am emaciated because I eat, like, one meal a day and not even an intentional diet thing I just keep forgetting."

+1 BOD for voluntarily taking your shirt off where someone can see you.

"--do you want me to remind you?"

He stops, his spoon halfway to his mouth. 

"...did you just shapeshift."

...BOD is physically visible, isn't it. "W-which answer do you want?"

"Wen Ning! That is not a question to which you give the answer I want!"

"The real and detailed answer sounds crazy."

"WHAT ABOUT ME SAYS I DON'T WANT CRAZY ANSWERS! WHY CAN YOU SHAPESHIFT!"

"I'm a wizard? And apparently all I need to do to improve my body is to take my shirt off in front of someone? --I did not expect to shapeshift right now."

"Well! Do it again!"

"I-i don't think I can just repeatedly put my shirt on and off to do it?" ...he does know a way he probably can do it. "If I get nude, and you take a photo and put it on the internet, I am 90% sure I will shapeshift again."

"What. Why do you have exhibitionism magic. --Wait, picture first, explanation second."

"It's spreading joy magic?" he says as he fights his way out of his trousers and underwear. Technically the quest specified it as him taking the photo and it ending up on a GoneWild subreddit, but this presumably has to count?

He does his best not to look surprised and tense and like he just talked himself into it. He smiles. (That's easier. Wei Wuxian's smile is infectious.)

Wei Wuxian's smile is hysterical and somewhat manic. "Okay so I have my phone camera and I'm going to snap a picture-- does it have to be a good one-- you have a great cock, by the way, have you always had a great cock or is this a magic thing--"