"How many slices can I have."

Seven. "One."

He makes puppy-dog eyes. "Three?"

But he has a quest! Even if Wen Qing is helping!

"I can bring in some more cake on another day?"

"a-Ning, you have broken my heart." He collects one slice of cake. "I am bereft. You are a cruel, cruel man. I will have to take to sea."

"I-I'm sorry."

He throws an arm around Wen Ning's shoulder. "It's a joke, a-Ning, lighten up."

They are making physical contact, a thing they regularly and that has no particular meaning. "I will get you some more cake."

"But I don't WANT it if you're just going to GIVE it to me."

"I-i will make a cake and then not let you have it unless you can successfully steal it?"

"Oh man, that would be great. Can there be PUZZLES. I want there to be LOGIC PUZZLES. And those things with the lasers where you have to sneak through them."

Quest available: Security Professional Enrichment Activity

Bake a cake, put it in a dungeon, and protect it from Wei Wuxian with logic puzzles and that cool laser thing. (NOTE: WIZ 50 and/or Home Base are recommended before completing this quest.)

Success: 50 xp - 50,000 xp depending on the elaborateness of the dungeon; increased relations with Wei Wuxian
Failure: The cake is a lie
Accept Y/N

"I don't think I can do lasers but I could probably do a scavenger hunt?"

"I love you. You're the best friend ever. Dinner tonight?"

"S-sure?" Alas, this will probably not count as someone taking him on a date, even if he would really like it to.

"It's a date!" Wei Wuxian says, unhelpfully.

"Is it someone's birthday?"

... He's going to live in hope and accept the quest anyway. He can always try again. (Probably?)

"Oh, I just-- decided to make a cake for fun? And there was no way I was eating a whole cake."

"Thank you," Lev says. 

The cake doesn't seem to make him actually happy but then Lev always comes off kind of miserable-looking.

Quest available: Autogynephilia

Lev Aarons desperately wants to be a girl. Convince him that he totally can be a girl if he wants to. 

Success: +1000 XP, new Ally
Failure: new Ally, 'Contagious Depression' status effect
Accept Y/N  

Cake is a powerful thing, but not that powerful. It's not surprising, really. "You're welcome."

... Also, how is he meant to help with that? ... He's a wizard, that makes him qualified. He'll think about it, and he'll try.

Lev goes miserably off to his desk before Wei Wuxian can start doing something antisocial like asking him questions."