"...I-in general, or this specific case?" Is there a way to avoid the "I might be a sex wizard."

"Either."

"It really doesn't say much about making you a wizard, just that it's a possibility.

What it wants from the quests and the boons seem different? It wants me to have boundaries and find a secret admirer, and maybe bake a cake but I think it would rather I didn't?

The boons seem, more... focused on a very specific kind of joy."

"What do you mean?"

He is talking to an ER doctor. He is talking to the person who gave him the more useful version of the Talk. She is pretty unphasable.

...And he is, in theory, capable of using words that start with 's' and en in 'ex' around her.

"About a third of them are, uh, sex related?"

"I guess that is a pretty popular way of making people feel joy and love."

"'About a third of them' makes sense in that context."

"There are vampires?"

"...both of the options here are deeply worrisome."

"Either vampires already secretly exist, or you have the ability to generate an entire sentient species that eats people."

"...at least it seems to be a... nice... omnipotent being? That wants nice things? What quests do you have."

"Joy seems like a pretty good thing to want?" He pulls up the quest menu.

"I have a quest for kissing someone, to go on a date someone else has organised, find my secret admirer,  ask people to treat me more nicely, ask someone for a favour," he's skipping the parents one, for lack of a good way of summarising it, "tell you I'm a wizard, make you a wizard, and give cake to sad people."

"I like this magic-granting being."

"I-its got a lot going for it. No murders, nothing obviously evil--"

"...ordering you to do the exact things a therapist would do... It should tell you to get a therapist."

Quest available: Even The One Doesn't Dare Disobey Wen Qing 

Get a therapist. You must feel comfortable talking to the therapist and sharing your innermost feelings with them. (You do not have to tell them about being a wizard.) They must give you genuinely useful advice and not advice which is aimed at a slightly different person than the one you are. You should attend at least ten sessions. 

Success: 150 xp; improved coping skills; the One has increased relations with Wen Qing
Failure: Unlock Rage Against The Psychiatric System quest
Accept Y/N 

One day he will stop flinching at the boxes. (Otherwise he is going to have to come up with an excuse for why he is doing that.) "Apparently it agrees with you."

"Well, hit 'accept.' --Wait, if you accept a quest do you have to do something about it immediately, or can you wait and prioritize other things?"

A quest will generally not automatically fail if you deprioritize it for a while. If a quest has a time limit, the time limit is a feature of the world, not the quest, and failing to accept it will not give you more time in which to complete it. No currently active quests have time limits. However, if you accept a quest, you commit to doing it at some point; if you do not ever do it, eventually the quest will fail. 

"I could wait and prioritise other things as long as there isn't a time limit, but the time limit isn't a feature of the quest as much as-- if I had a 'Make John Doe happy' quest, and he's in town for a week, that would be time limited. If I don't do it for long enough, it will count as failed."

"I think it should have a to do list. So that you can keep track of all the things you're supposed to do and don't have to rely on scrolling through the absurd number of quests it gives you. --I suppose sometimes it doesn't want to tell you what the next action is but it's omniscient, it can track what your plans are at least." 

You are now under a status effect! Your sister's actions have put you under the status effect 'Your Sister Fears Neither God Nor Man.'

Manual // Status Effect // Your Sister Fears Neither God Nor Man

When Wen Qing makes a feature request for the manual, the manual will at least seriously consider it. If she chooses to argue with the universe itself, it may also have... interesting... effects. If Wen Qing successfully causes the world to become more magical via reasoned argument, it will increase WIZ.

Manual // To Do List 

[] Finish talking to your sister about being a wizard. 

Enter to do list item: __________

"I-it's listening! Apparently you could argue with the universe, but it doesn't recommend it? Though you can make it more magical."

"I often argue with the universe. It never listens."

"It might now, is the thing."