This post has the following content warnings:
wen ning is the erogamer
Next Post »
+ Show First Post
Total: 1449
Posts Per Page:
Permalink

Wen Ning feels a bit over-dressed. (The pink and black button up with the flowers and the parrots is a bit showy for work, and in hindsight plausibly deniable dates).

"It's good to see you."

Permalink

"You too! I like your shirt. You aren't that fashionable at all at work."

Permalink

"Thank you. I've only recently, uh, started being fashionable? A friend helped."

Permalink

"That's cool! I'm not fashionable at all but I used to be not fashionable in a way that involved wearing a lot of T-shirts I got for free from tech companies and now I'm not fashionable in a way which involves unicorns."

Permalink

Cute. "I like the unicorns. It's-- nice when people wear what they like?"

Permalink

"Life's too short not to wear adult sizes of clothes intended for five-year-olds!"

Permalink

"Exactly," He says, only recently convinced of this philosophy.

"Has, uh, life? Been good to you recently?" Small talk is great and he loves it.

Permalink

"I spent the past forty-eight hours hunting down a bug and it turns out to be because I'd written an 'and' when I meant an 'or.'"

Permalink

"Oh no." Exhibit 1 of why he isn't a programmer.

Permalink

"But I eventually got it so I'm going to celebrate this weekend!"

Permalink

"That's sounds nice. Do you have any plans yet?" Look at all this small talk. He is saying words and it's mostly going okay.

Permalink

"I'm going to watch my favorite six episodes of My Little Pony 'n Friends," Margot says, daring Wen Ning to criticize her. 

Permalink

"That sounds like an excellent plan." She's doing a thing she enjoys; he definitely has no place to criticise.

Permalink

She smiles. "I've loved ponies ever since I was a little girl."

Permalink

"They seem very...cute?"

Permalink

"You don't have to judge me about it."

Permalink

"I-I'm not judging! Cute things are good."

Permalink

"Sorry," she says. "I'm-- not exactly good at people."

Permalink

"I'm not great either, so, uh-- we can be bad at people together?"

Permalink

"That's the origin of all my best relationships."

Permalink

Progress! "I would like that."

Permalink

"Also only knowing each other as PinkiePie50 and bubbleteapony."

Permalink

"The internet can be weird that way. Good-weird, though."

Permalink

"Yeah I've... never really had a friend outside the computer screen."

Permalink

"Aaaaaand saying things like that is probably why I don't have friends outside my computer screen."

Total: 1449
Posts Per Page: