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"I had, like, one friend I attached myself to like a limpet in middle school. So no judgment here."

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"And now you're... branching out? To the other friendless loser?"

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"--other people who seem nice? And hopefully don't expect amazing extroversion or social graces?"

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"Sorry, I just-- I don't mean to be hostile."

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"No, it's fine. I-- get it?"

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"People don't want to talk to me."

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"You seemed nice the times I talked to you?"

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"Thanks."

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"Which is why, uh, I asked you to come here to get to know you better?"

Wen Ning: Smoothest Man Alive.

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"...well, mostly you're going to get to know about programming and ponies."

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"Those sound interesting, though." 

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She is going to call his bluff by telling him about ponies.

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He knows nothing about ponies, but can smile and nod at appropriate times. (This may mark him as a philistine, but Sweetheart seems the coolest.)

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Awwww, she likes Sweetheart too.

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He officially has good taste in ponies! Success.

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She finishes her tea.

"Well, it was nice talking to you. Sorry about-- the thing that happened earlier."

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"It's fine. It was nice talking to you, too." On the one hand, plausible deniability is more comfortable. On the other, it's, well, deniable. She likely does not realise this could be a date? Which isn't a problem, just maybe not what he expected. "Do you mind if I really with you to your... train? Car? Applicable transport?"

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"Sure! Couldn't get enough of Sweetheart?"

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"I need to know more!" Look at him, socialising like someone who knows how to do that.

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Chat chat chat about Sweetheart on the train home.

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Smile and nod and make curious noises on the way home!

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"See you later!" she says when they're at her apartment.

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"See you soon!"

Okay, so his first attempt didn't work. In fact, it didn't work because of Operation Plausible Deniability. But, it didn't work in a way where Margot had a basically nice time and would probably be willing to hang out with him again. He has three weeks-- which isn't a lot of time, but he believes in himself.

He heads back to his apartment.

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(When he gets back he discovers Nie Huaisang has sent him a nude picture.)

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It is a very nice nude picture!

... He's not really sure what the etiquette is here. Hopefully sending a whole lot of heart and blushy emojis plus a "Thank you!" It's not a faux pas?

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