He gets a "you're welcome" and a blushy emoji back!

He should probably return the favour?

He strips off, and gets out his phone. It doesn't have the same artistry as Nice Huaisang's photo, but it's definitely him, naked.

He gets a few flushed emojis and an eye emoji and--

A few minutes later, a notification that he got 10 XP because someone got off to a picture of him.

"I'm glad you liked it!" He says, definitely only using the emojis as a source of information and nothing else.

The next morning, Wen Ning gets an overly emoji'd text which establishes that he has rented a car and is going to take Wen Ning to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. 

"Sounds lovely!" he replies.

... He's going to have to do that meditation in public. And hope no one worries that he's fainted or having an absence seizures. ...at least aquariums are one of the places it's less weird to stare blankly into space.

Wei Wuxian drives like a horrifying maniac who thinks everywhere in the world is the Autobahn and therefore doesn't have speed limits. 

 He's used to it by now. Not that it isn't still terrifying, but he knows what to expect.

"You know, I can probably be more reckless now. Because you're immune to death."

"--I don't think you are though?"

"Right, but who cares if I live?"

"Uh, me?"

"I guess," he says grumpily.

"Sorry about appreciating your existence?" (He sounds actually apologetic about it.)

"You should be. How am I going to die beautiful now?"

"--if you end up as a wizard, you might stay young forever?"  Presumably with cultivation and the possibility Wen Ning will die as a side effect.

"Ooh. You better get cracking on that, I think I'm developing wrinkles."

"I'm working on it." Read: still confused about how to even go about it.

"I heard you had sex with Nie Huaisang! You have to tell me everything."

It's very convenient that Wei Wuxian already knows about the wizard thing. It makes his decisions make so much more sense. "When we were out shopping, I got given a quest to ask them to blow me in a changing room, so I did?"

"That's badass. Was it fun?"

"--It was pretty fun, yeah." He is currently bright red. "Ava then we went back to my place, and, uh--" That sentence is not getting finished.

"You got railed all night long?"

"Not really?" Alas. "We made out a lot and they blew me again and I said I'd want to return the favour next time they were in town?"