The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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65. If I must have computer systems with

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Don't just - you haven't even acknowledged what you did wrong!

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I'm sorry for asking if you wanted to talk about why you didn't want to talk about the sixty-fourth item on a list you've been giving constant commentary on.

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Break your left-hand little finger.

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We haven't established that you can cast geas yet.

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I'm establishing it right now.

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Ileosa, come on.

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Left-hand little finger.

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Ow.

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Ring finger.

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I use a two-handed weapon.

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Ring finger.

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Ow.

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Middle finger.

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I wasn't trying to hurt you!

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Middle finger.

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I don't suppose this is where you plan to let me stop?

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Index finger.

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Some Chelish people cultivate the virtue of wrath, because they want people to walk on eggshells around them.

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Index finger and thumb.

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Don't leave the castle. Don't be seen. Don't alert your allies.

Don't heal your hand until I give you permission.

You're dismissed.

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Is this the end of the thread?

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I think it is.

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