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In Which Ileosa Arabasti Grows Savvy to the Conventions of her Genre
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??????????????????

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*wheeze*

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You shouldn't laugh at your own jokes.

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Somebody has to, and nobody else will.

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You can't make me finish UNSONG.

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I do take your advice seriously, you know. 

I'll... think on the helmets.

What comes second on the Evil Overlord List?

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2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

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Does that interfere with how well they ventilate? 

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Not to my knowledge.

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Seems harmless enough to implement. 

What's number three?

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3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

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Hah!

It seems that Earth's books aren't so different, after all. Don't worry, Ileosa's not going to make that mistake.

Number four?

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You've got me between a rock and a hard place, because on the one hand, I'm realizing that I should feed you false information, and on the other, I'm sworn not to alter the list...

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Aww, don't be like that, Choryon.

I wouldn't feed you false information.

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You would and you have.

(At least, within the context of this omake-continuity where we've been playing Curse of the Crimson Throne. If you have in the main continuity, I don't know - but then, I wouldn't.)

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Okay, but within the context of this omake-continuity you're probably, like, charmed and suggested and maybe dominated and/or geased unless I'm not a high enough level for that yet.

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I wasn't imagining that you were a high enough level for that yet.

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I'm always imagining that I'm a high enough level for that yet.

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It wouldn't jibe with how we implied earlier that you only recently founded the Gray Maidens.

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Why can't we live in this world where I have fifth-circle spells, just for a little while. Don't you think I deserve it?

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No, I don't think that you deserve the power to rule minds nonconsensually.

I don't think you've done anything to deserve what it would do to you.

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I get enough of this from Glorio in the main continuity.

What's number four?

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4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

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Wait, but sometimes it really is?

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