t'mir gets a visitor in prison
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"I once invited one of them to a party with some mortals I'd found and they couldn't the least bit understand what the mortals were there for or why freezing them would defeat the point."

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"Were the mortals all right, afterwards?"

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"Well yes, I wasn't going to let the blundering of my less cosmopolitan kin ruin the party."

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"I'm glad of that. What do they do all day, that parties are not merely unappealing but incomprehensible?"

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"Oh it varies. Spin protons in different directions, form nebulae, metaphorical checkers. Though I do think it was the mortals they found incomprehensible more than the party."

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"Parties are just concentrations of people; everything else about them varies. My mother used to say they were like soup that way, with two soups not necessarily sharing any ingredient other than water."

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"What a delightful saying."

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"Unfortunately she later found out about a waterless soup, but yes."

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"The sheer variety of foods you mortals have managed to invent is quite astonishing."

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"Do you even eat?"

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"I have no need to rely on such inferior sources of energy."

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"Never even to taste it! I suppose it would look pretty silly if you were imagining calories were the only important variable."

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"Well, I can also tell the chemical composition down to the smallest atom of your meal without anything so primitive as tasting it."

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"Do you see, and hear, or just know things about how waves are behaving?"

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"I suppose I've picked up those habits from you bipeds."

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"Well, you could try tasting at some point. Or at least smelling, if you feel eating as a source of enjoyment is inextricable from its necessity. Though I have to say I think this stuff is an acquired taste." She gestures at the bowl of priv she's working through slowly.

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"What would you reccomend?"

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"Well, I'm not sure if you want to start with something relatively introductory or go straight for something in contention for the peak of the genre, but I'm fond of strawberries."

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A flash of light later and they are each of them holding a strawberry.

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"Bon appetit." Nom.

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Nom.

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"That feeling! The sweetness!! The watery sugar filling my mouth! The outer skin giving way to such a delightful interior as to flash the very concept of the strawberry's nature directly into my being! 

Q swallows, still beaming.

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Isabella giggles, just a little bit. "I'm glad you like it!"

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"How you biologicals manage to make so much out of such a paltry sensory apparatus is beyond even my lofty intellect." 

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