A second ago she was at work in the temple of Erastil in Sothis, which was actually going pretty okay, all things considered. Now she's in a grassy field with a couple fruit trees and a table and chairs and some notebooks and pens.
This is unexpected and requires a ton of power and is therefore sort of inherently terrifying. And she's alone, and defenseless, and she doesn't know where Verita is.
She mills around in steadily increasing amounts of distress until Hagan appears, just as suddenly.
He makes a face at Elizabeth. "I suspect a secret conspiracy to make me get over my upbringing."
"There is no secret conspiracy to make you get over your upbringing," says Matt. "There is a not very secret conspiracy to get people doing useful things instead of pacing and moping."
"Cool. I'll send you guys out and then bring you back in a bit. Anything you wanna bring with you?"
"Sure." And here is a ring of three teleports. ...also some rings that do comprehend languages, and a wand of tongues, in case the languages don't match up to any they know.
"I will, don't worry."
And she sends them off.
She makes herself a book about plumbing. And then she looks at her wand.
"Wonder what the rest of us read as," she says, and detects alignment on herself.
Chaotic Good.
She can live with that. What is.... Connor. What's Matt. What are Fazil and Mahdi. What are Alex and the Karen from Hell. What are Hagan's dad and Connor's dad. What's Korva. What's Korva's sister - oh right, chaotic neutral, they knew that one. What's Azalea.
Connor doesn't ping. Matt doesn't ping. Fazil is Lawful Good and Mahdi is Lawful Neutral. Alex is Chaotic Neutral and the Karen from Hell is Chaotic Good. Hagan's father is Lawful Neutral and Connor's dad doesn't ping. Korva doesn't ping. Azalea doesn't ping.
Well, that was slightly less fun than expected but she did learn some things from it.
She settles in to learn about plumbing.
They land in mountain valley world.
It's astonishingly beautiful. Like, all mountain valleys are picturesque but this one's really surpassing it.
"....I am actually kind of wondering if this is Elysium."
" - right. Okay. I guess it can't be, then. Just some place that matches the description?"
"Uh the first thing that comes to mind, which may be somewhat dumb, is yell "hi there!"."
He turns his dinosaur around. It and he and the giant dog bound towards them. The dinosaur is actually really big, up close.
Wow.
"Hi," she says. She is pretty sure this is the lamest thing it is possible to say but it's really hard to think of anything else.
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