That evening, in the hospital's morgue, Theo finds himself naked on a metal table and much less dead than most people had been led to believe earlier.
In fact, he's feeling quite alive.
So two cheese sandwiches are made.
And Theo hands one to Sadde and then tries the other.
His body doesn't, like, reject the cheese sandwich or anything. It doesn't really taste like much of anything, though, and doesn't feel filling. Not that blood does, come to think of it, but.
Sadde, meanwhile, enjoys his sandwich and watches Theo's reactions.
"It tastes like a sandwich, in the ways that a sandwich does technically taste, with its contents, but isn't really appetizing." He shrugs. "I'm not sure if that just means it'll work like the smells-like-soy-protein animals or if it's just ugh."
"I would suggest me waiting until I have a vague desire to snack on someone and then seeing if eating human food works, with some blood at the ready, but I feel like this might not be the best solution."
"It actually doesn't sound bad, though, conditional on being able to get our hands on some blood. Maybe you could steal some?"
"From a hospital or something? Um, yeah, if I'm safe to go running around a hospital, which I'm really not assured of?"
"You can smell through walls? ...of course you can, what a dumb question."
"Is it at least weaker? You don't seem to be jumping out the window right now."
"I'm a bit weaker from the sunlight right now anyway, and I'm not that hungry, but yeah, it's weaker with distance and when there isn't like, a breeze blowing it in my face?"
"Yeah, hopefully not. I'm not sure if hearing makes me want to eat people too, or if it's only smell or what."
"Mmm. Okay, anyway, you seem to have eidetic memory, let's test the other senses and capabilities."
"I mean, not sure it's eidetic so much as perfect recall of things I actually took note of, but it's kinda difficult to tell the difference, I think?"
He looks at Sadde again and tilts his head.