The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

Sure!

I'd happily teach any high-level good-aligned bard interested in the welfare of her country how it is that trains work.

...Although it might derail the plot. Is derailing the plot of Curse of the Crimson Throne something that I'm worried about, in this omake-continuity where we're playing the AP?

I'm in favor of you not worrying about anything which, when worried about, gets in the way of your telling me cool train facts. 

I don't know about cool train facts, but I have these two train videos I think are pretty cool.

I have no way to watch videos from your planet, and while I always appreciate your character's verbal descriptions of how they go, I think, alas, that much of the charm is lost in translation.