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In Which Ileosa Arabasti Grows Savvy to the Conventions of her Genre
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Sure!

I'd happily teach any high-level good-aligned bard interested in the welfare of her country how it is that trains work.

...Although it might derail the plot. Is derailing the plot of Curse of the Crimson Throne something that I'm worried about, in this omake-continuity where we're playing the AP?

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I'm in favor of you not worrying about anything which, when worried about, gets in the way of your telling me cool train facts. 

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I don't know about cool train facts, but I have these two train videos I think are pretty cool.

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I have no way to watch videos from your planet, and while I always appreciate your character's verbal descriptions of how they go, I think, alas, that much of the charm is lost in translation.

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I tried my best and that's what really matters. 

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Are you proposing that as a general rule, or is trying your best being what matters specifically about making train noises? 

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If I say it's a general rule are you going to tell me to conquer Montana? 

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That depends on a number of factors! I'd have to know more about Montana.

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In that case I was talking specifically about train noises.

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Is Montana Earth's Nidal?

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I'm sure Montana is lovely? I've never been.

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Then does Montana seem easy to conquer?

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It has mutual defense pacts with, like, fifty of the most powerful states on its continent.

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Why Montana in specific, then?

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It happened to be what came to mind? I don't have a deeper reason than that.

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Then I'm not going to tell you to conquer Montana.

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Admirably restrained of you.

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I can pursue seducing you to Evil and seducing you to glory separately, if it means that either is more likely to work.

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You'd better seduce me quickly - this thread is almost over.

We're on number eighty-two.

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Oh.

That's right.

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Does it come across as entirely psychopathic if I say I've enjoyed my time here with you? 

But I don't want this thread to end.

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Eh, if anything it makes me less worried that I've been tedious company. I've enjoyed the thread too.

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Nineteen rules left... less, really, since some won't be genre relevant... could you read ahead and tell me how many of them aren't?

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Five of the nineteen.

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And is rule one-hundred genre-relevant? Could you read ahead and tell me when the last relevant one is?

I don't want it to come as a surprise, when there's nothing that comes after it.

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