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We all get a turn on a hippogriph and whoever kills the most shadows gets to keep it!

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Hang on, no, it's paladins who get horses. All the Lawful Good people should ask to be made paladins instead of clerics.

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Personally I think using hippogriphs is a little gauche. It's already our national animal, surely we could pick something else for our cavalry like a gryphon or a pegasus?

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We all get a turn on a hippogriph and whoever kills the most shadows gets to keep it!

There's got to be a better way than killing all the shadows. Oh, I've got it!

If everyone was turned into a shadow, there wouldn't be any conflict!

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Why do you people want to stay human anyway?

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Would it be bad for morale if Kroft put her face in her hands and wept

It'd mean Kroft was visibly siding with the weaker "facepalm and weep" faction, despite the younger and more exxuberant "suggest lots of ideas" faction surging in support amongst those in the forum!

Definitely bad for her long term career, but that kind of decision making is why she's just a "former" marshall.

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Why do you people want to stay human anyway?

I don't want to stay human! I just think vampire is the better way to go!

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No, that wouldn't work at all. If we were all shadows, how would it be obvious who was innately superior? It's bad enough now where we can look and dress differently.

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Vampire works too! 

Let's get a vampire all up in here!

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Hang on, no, it's paladins who get horses. All the Lawful Good people should ask to be made paladins instead of clerics.

The horses don't fly though! Stick to the cleric plan, summoning flying outsiders is better

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No, that wouldn't work at all. If we were all shadows, how would it be obvious who was innately superior? It's bad enough now where we can look and dress differently.

That's not really my cup of tea, but I'm telling you first hand that shadows don't have any trouble with it.

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Excuse you, some of us earned our baronetcies.

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Look, I don't know how to break it to you but all you shadows look the same.

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Oh, the baronet is boasting of it? Some of us are actually peers.

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Look, I don't know how to break it to you but all you shadows look the same.

If you spend a little time as a shadow, you'll find that the distinctions aren't that hard to pick out. Plus there's all this difference in how people talk and carry themselves.

And then there's also the hierarchical pyramid of mental domination.

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What if we got a bunch of ghost touch swords, and then gave them to shadows who used to be members of the guard? That way since shadows can't hurt each other with their claws they could go kill all the shadows at no risk.

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...That's not a bad idea, though replace "used to be members of the Guard" with "are under the control of a wizard or cleric."

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If everyone was turned into a shadow, there wouldn't be any conflict!

If your brother was having trouble I don't think it would work out too well, most everyone here seems to be less intelligent than the average four-year-old.

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You guys are getting ghost touch swords??

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If your brother was having trouble I don't think it would work out too well, most everyone here seems to be less intelligent than the average four-year-old.

I feel like a evolutionary biologist cataloguing new and intriguing varieties of subhuman ape.

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You think evolution is real?

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...I think it's an intriguing theory...

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Of course evolution is real. How else do you explain shadows becoming greater shadows when they win enough fights?

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Aram Zey thinks evolution is real. And just when I thought he couldn't get any dumber!

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Of course evolution is real. How else do you explain shadows becoming greater shadows when they win enough fights?

The evolutionists would have you believe that their increased strength is bestowed upon their every spawn!

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