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Half the people who should be here aren't, and half the people who shouldn't be here nonetheless are. Overall there's something more than 30 people in attendance -
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drearily-disrated
Yog-sothoth is a really powerful god of travel, right? We should sacrifice to him and see if he helps with this, since we're teleport-constrained. I hear he likes weird mutant babies.
Let's table the... sacrificing things to evil gods. And circle back to it. If that seems like it would be helpful.
Age of Lost Omens
What if, instead of teleporting a star, we just summoned a star child? I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing wizards can do, I heard that once.
little-Cheliax
Shadows can talk, right?
Did anybody try asking them to go away?
Like have we actually tried just asking?
It's weird that we're resorting to everything else first.
What, has nobody explained to you the birds and the bees yet? Go home and let the adults talk.
If everyone's too attached to their kids we should totally go back to the lizard-person plans, that gives us plenty of weird babies to sacrifice soon! Nobody will want a lizard baby
Arbiter Zenderholm, can we set it up so Yog-Sothoth helps us now and we owe It the babies later?
Druids can do Speak with Animal and shadows are kind of animalistic, right, is anyone around here a druid?
drearily-disrated
Cressida Kroft is somewhat regretting how she shooed Sahlara and Karralo out of the room. Sure, it was overcrowded. But, perhaps if Sahlara was here - and Karralo can't count that much against her - the sane people would better compare in proportion to all the raving lunatics?
That's not their name and yuan-ti aren't even a thing in Pathfinder. They weren't included in the OGL.
Shadows can talk, right? Did anybody try asking them to go away? Like have we actually tried just asking? It's weird that we're resorting to everything else first.
Oh, my landlord's sister's youngest child tried that!
Didn't work.
Cressida Kroft is somewhat regretting how she shooed Sahlara and Karralo out of the room. Sure, it was overcrowded. But, perhaps if Sahlara was here - and Karralo can't count that much against her - the sane people would better compare in proportion to all the raving lunatics?
This isn't a numbers game, it's a "how fast can you talk" game.
The sane people have to think first, so they never had a chance.
little-Cheliax
Arbiter Zenderholm, can we set it up so Yog-Sothoth helps us now and we owe It the babies later?
In tones of abject despair: If you want a god of Travel, Abadar is literally right there.
wronging-wights-and-wighting-wrongs
Shadows can talk, right? Did anybody try asking them to go away? Like have we actually tried just asking? It's weird that we're resorting to everything else first.
If you want to talk to a shadow, that's easily enough arranged. Taupir, a reminder that all your preexisting orders remain in full effect.
Now say hello~
Everyone run for it! Trampling people is okay, dying from being trampled is better than dying to a shadow!!