unicorn: you have to burn calories to make room for new ones

perhaps

i should probably swim sparingly to maintain my delightfully pale complexion though

Mezzopiano: You could also wear sunscreen....

i am an autist and have sensory issues!

Mezzopiano: is there not fancy super-sunscreen out there. I sort of assume there is fancy super-everything.

IDK, i haven't looked into it because I had no reason to go outside before!!!

unicorn: the news article about your abduction said it happened outside k

And look what happened!

Ok something very very good happened but like that could've been any supe, I could've died or worse

unicorn: okay but you do see that you had to go outside for some reason in the first place right

yeah but like

not for long and i try to stay in the shade as much as possible

unicorn: maybe there is shade you could swim in!

in the ocean?

fancy super-everything: yes it is called going very deep underwater

I don't think it's possible for humans to do that without exploding or something

unicorn: maybe there is fancy super-scuba stuff.

but if i'm wearing that wouldn't my skin be covered anyway, thereby defeating the whole point?

unicorn: yeah I guess you could just wear a wetsuit and you'd be fine

bit of a hassle though

plus wetsuits presumably cannot be resized easily

Mezzopiano: aren't they stretchy?
fancy super-everything: isn't your benevolent captor rich af

yeah but like

i don't wanna waste her money!!!

fancy super-everything: ah, that's the relationship killer, financial stress

look i'll figure it out

point is i need to get jacked so i am not incapacitated by my own blubber

unicorn: bonne chance

oh yeah i should probably be getting dressed and going to the convention hall to see mo and shit

She looks on the floor of her room to see if the dress is still there.

The pearl dress has been spirited away. There is a bathrobey thing to hand though.