Before idk, seemingly pretty often now

unicorn: it's just such a weird choice of mod!

what can i say, she's a weird lady

Mezzopiano: was being cuddled to sleep everything you ever dreamed? did it Fix You

it sure did feel good

also i feel like it's maybe a sign that mo Actually Loves Me

improbable levels of rhine: I love my CPAP machine. I cannot sleep soundly without it wrapped around my face. our love story is one for the ages

what are you even getting at

are you trying to be mean to me here or is this a complete non sequitur

also fuck i hope getting fat doesn't give me sleep apnea now i'm worried about that

improbable levels of rhine: I'm being mean to you but it's mostly a side effect of saying whatever amuses me at any given moment and so many of the amusing things to say being mean to you

unicorn: I bet there's an app for that and by app I mean biotech miracle

anyways shut up she's big and soft and warm and she loves me god i hope she loves me i really want her to love me

Mezzopiano: careful, if she loved you enough she might let you go free

but i don't want to be free

i want to be large and meaty and well-fed and have pretty clothes to adorn my vast frame and to get to swim with belugas and feel the cool water in between my rolls

Mezzopiano: well you look to be on track for that

eeeeeee it's so exciting!!!

unicorn: you've posted selfies but you don't look happy in any of them! can you post a happy one

She posts a picture of her smiling. Notably, she is still naked.

unicorn: whoa what happened to the pretty clothes to adorn your vast frame part!
Mezzopiano: is this channel marked nsfw, Eris cracks down on that sometimes

oh shit sorry

there you go it's spoiled

anyways uuuh i was wearing that fancy pearl dress yesterday and it wouldn't have been very comfy to sleep in

unicorn: the one spy was drooling over? yeah I guess it would not!

yeah it was a little difficult to sit in but surprisingly comfy otherwise

heavy, but like, i'm gonna be carrying around a lot of extra weight soon anyways, hence why i've been working out

or like, trying to

improbable levels of rhine: they say swimming is the best form of exercise!

do they actually?

improbable levels of rhine: no I made it up out of absolutely nowhere just now. no one has ever breathed a whisper of that sentiment before. and they were right not to. I will soon be disappeared by Conclave spooks in the pockets of Big Cross Country Skiing.

i mean

the extra insulation would also be helpful for skiing

but like seriously is swimming actually better than other excercise for some reason i don't know any of this shit

i hope skiing isn't better i suck at skiing

unicorn: swimming makes me hungry and going for a walk usually doesn't? I don't know why though

hm

that sounds like a mixed bag

on the one hand being hungry is good

on the other that probably means it's burning calories

on the other other hand you need to do that to build muscle