She is petted and lightly fussed over and surrounded by squashy anatomy.

Happily she dozes off into a restful, sated slumber.

She wakes up by herself, but tucked in and surrounded by surplus pillows.

She grabs her phone out of the pearl purse on the nightstand.

UPD8

MO CUDDLED ME TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!

unicorn: congratulations!
improbable levels of rhine: cheevo

Oooh, what's the story behind the new nickname robin

improbable levels of rhine: swiss zoo lost a rhino and it wound up in the river!

Oh dear

Was it OK

improbable levels of rhine: yeah asian rhinos can swim apparently! it did demolish a raclette stand.

Did they have a brawn around to carry it back or did they need to just tranquilize it and get a forklift

improbable levels of rhine: no supes. and they couldn't tranq it in the water. they lured it into a truck.

What does one lure a rhino into a truck with 

improbable levels of rhine: article didn't say. tasty plants I'd wager.

Also do they not have any supes in Switzerland at all or were they all just busy

improbable levels of rhine: I guess none of them felt like rescuing a rhino right then for some reason? I think they have a couple
unicorn: there's Alpchen but I don't think her powers apply

Woman? Named after mountain? Is she, y'know...

unicorn: how many fat supe ladies do you need in your life. no, she's also a silver medalist in figure skating, she's teeny, does earthmoving and ice stuff.

There can never be enough fat powerful women

Thankfully I have been blessed with the opportunity to be the change I want to see in the world

unicorn: how is that going?

Mo bit me again and said I'm making progess

unicorn: what is with biting you about it!

Mouth calipers

unicorn: that sounds so fake

She has cyberbelugas and is fattening me up to grow space pearls in me and the mouth calipers are the part that sounds fake?

unicorn: how often does she need to caliper things she's happy to put in her mouth??