You were just saying how gross it was??

What'd be your happy price not to drink anything else today? 

I mean, like, you could buy the pizza.

That'd work.

...Is there anything I could do for you in-game?

The man is a Gorumite. If he dies, he goes to Gorum's divine realm in Elysium. 

It's his fault so many of our countrymen rot in the Abyss. Boiling is too good for him. He needs to be maledicted. 

I'm more than a little uncomfortable with how asking Archbishop Reebs to maledict someone else lends the whole Church of Asmodeus a kind of moral legitimacy, but Lord Ornelos makes a good point.

Do we have any plan for taking the fight to the Shoanti?

We have shadows now, too. We should use their own weapons against them.

Would Gorum ask to negotiate here? He doesn't want to die and be found insufficiently Gorumite... It'd be convenient if the Chels thought to surrender or offer terms or otherwise arrange things so he doesn't have to be the one who begs for an end to the fighting, but they aren't going to do that because they don't know why he's valuable to them and are never going to think of it themselves. 

He doesn't want to die and be found insufficiently Gorumite... but he really doesn't want to be maledicted to Hell.

And... and there is something he needs to say, whether Gorum renounces him for it or no.

I attacked alone. The Jothka didn't want this war, this day. The Sklar-Quah didn't want this war, this day. The Sun Shamans didn't want this war. I hoped that in attacking, I would force their hands and yours. I didn't expect to meet the success I did. 

If you want to maledict me, maledict me. But it won't get you anything, to provoke other Shoanti. This was me. Just me. 

Does the horse-fucking savage not want his people turned Chaotic Evil and damned?

Then maybe he should have thought of that before he did it to ours. 

I'm pretty much choking on impotent rage in the corner over here. 

You wouldn't dare talk to me that way, if I weren't a box turtle being spoken for by the baby form of psychic-dragon Latias. 

Or if I had a holy symbol. You'd be screwed if I had a holy symbol.

But you are, and you don't. 

Okay. 

Groveling time.

It's not too late for your undead countrymen. 

You said it yourselves! Not all CE are damned!

Release me as a missionary to the shadows, I'll convert them to the worship of Gorum, and they can get Elysium.

...

Well, there's an idea.

But not, I think, a very good one.

I wonder if Calistrianism would be easier for a shadow to live by?

Oh! Norgorber is NE and His divine realm is in Axis!

...I thought the idea was to keep shadows out of the unpleasant afterlives?

Ragathiel, I see what you've done for others in my party and I want it for myself.

Except instead of giving me two borderline-useless domains and an archetype that's redundant with them, I'd like a level of Paladin, please.

I'm conserving my strength.

How would a missionary avoid being immediately murdered? Death ward lasts minutes. 

Are you seriously considering this?