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He should have fallen on his sword. That would have been the sensible thing to do.
Punched his ticket for Elysium right away, no waiting around.
He thought they'd only kill him.
Why did he think that? How stupid was he? Why in the world did he think that?
And now instead of his next great adventure he's flubbed a save against dominate person.
He can lift a bit over 150 lbs off the ground, or a bit less than 60 lbs above his head.
...Well, the first number puts your strength score above seven but below eight, and the second puts it below six but above five.
Odd.
Arm wrestle me.
He's never been good at arm wrestles; they aggravate his shoulder.
...According to the arm wrestle, your strength modifier is minus four... maybe the GM is letting us use our combat maneuver bonuses, and... not telling me, adding my modifiers (memorized?) to the die rolls themself? Unlikely. And I'm not bracing against anything, it's just your arm against mine...
Leg wrestle me.
Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh why did he volunteer to help with this.
Altronus will need to show him what a "leg wrestle" is. And why are we even doing this?
Disproportionately, I mean. You don't have a Strength score with one modifier you can apply to all your checks. In-universe that's probably true of everyone, but that'd be impractical to implement, so you're probably unique and will be unless we subject someone else to this level of scrutiny.
You have the most hitpoints, and it's nonlethal damage so you'll heal it off the next time you Bloodrage. It won't even slow down how fast you heal whatever lethal damage you take.
Anyone else would have to waste healing magic or wait for hours.
But I thought that a single attack roll didn't necessarily represent a single attack? How many times am I supposed to hit her?
Just try your best to cause her damage and we'll track the combat rounds on our end of things.
...She's an adventurer and he's not, but he still feels uncomfortable trying his best to "cause her damage"...
Should I try and fit Antagonize in my build for situations like these?
This is mortifying.
Can we relocate to inside a mansion so people don't wonder what's going on?
Why are the walls of his room so thin.
He'll try and cast his planar ally quietly.
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