NO NO NO NO NO NO

Just renounce her!

Five second rule!

...I'd lose Smite Evil... would I get to keep Precise Shot? Do I even have Precise Shot? I didn't expect this to work, I'd have picked my archetypes more carefully! Do I get Studied Target from Sanctioned Slayer? It's an Extraordinary ability.

Do I know what all abilities I get? 

You'll need to sit through the subjective experience of the GM writing them.

Why does 18039-A now ALSO have a divine PATRON. Were things not bad ENOUGH when there were only TWO?

Oh, I didn't know that that'd upset you[1], I'm sorry[2]. 

1. Without commenting on whether or not I suspected it would.

2. That I'm not sorry that I'm not sorry. :3

Well, I could always renounce her later, right? It doesn't really matter as long as I repent before I die.

Altronus, don't be an idiot.

This is how they get you.

You JUST NOW read my REPORT! My TOP SECRET UNREDACTED report! You are WELL AWARE that these ANOMALIES perform their COGNITION on a plane of Creation I sight DIMLY and at a REMOVE. Why would you FURTHER EMPOWER a creature I cannot MONITOR?? 

The ANOMALY could be cooking up PHYSICS DISASTERS or playing the NAND GAME.

The anomaly is playing a nand game, I suppose...

And that's not to MENTION all the things I can't TELL you IN-CHARACTER.

Robes of Infinite Twine have never EXISTED. Do you know how much WORK from Me that took?

...As a matter of fact, I don't.

I mean, if the GM's writing a whole-ass new archetype, it'd be polite at least to read it.

Of COURSE you don't. The laws of magic don't function in such a way as to PERMIT Robes of Twine, and never HAVE, not even for You in Nessus, The Very Heart of Hell. And I HATE IT in Nessus.

I'm the only one who REMEMBERS retrocontinuity other than NETHYS. But don't think that He THANKS me for maintaining the illusion of a self-consistent Creation just because He's actually aware I DO it, oh no, or You'll have a MISTAKEN impression.

you were in nessus what

WHY do You people make the Nessus so hard to get IN and OUT of?

To keep people from getting in and out of it! 

How did You get in!? [1]

1. And how in Hell did You get back out. [2]

2. Like, it's not that I anticipate needing to know how a LN demigod can exit Nessus, alive, whole, with Her utilityfunction unchanged, but if there's a way I'd like to know it. [3]

3. So We can patch that hole in Our security. ;)

I'm actually LG, so I'm not going to adventure with a diabolist. 

You're just jealous.

I couldn't even ENTER Nessus in-character, let ALONE replace the Robes there with a different source of CARBON for Your DIAMOND FACTORY in CATAFALQUE. 

I was forced to work from a higher META-LAYER. 

Forced, Asmodeus, by YOU.

A) You're thinking of a different, much older Asmodeus, and B) You sound indignant about the existence of My diamond factory and I don't know why?? Literally everyone[1] has a diamond factory.

1. Well, everyone who's anyone.