???

Yeah, have fun with that.

More commotion in the Vault!

One of Hell's inquisitors found a turtle crawling around with a Chaotic alignment aura.

Oh, that's mine.

I need to tie that thing to my wrist or something. Does anyone have a string?

I have a Robe of Infinite Twine!

You can pull 50 feet of hemp rope out of a robe of infinite twine each round. Selling the rope at half-cost, you'd make your investment back in twenty minutes. Why isn't all rope produced by robes of infinite twine? 

What if all rope IS.

So I presume that people also use hemp rope for heating, as cooking fuel, wear rope-derived clothing, heck, maybe a rope-based kind of margarine 

Robes of Infinite Twine are BANNED. 

I do NOT have a Robe of Infinite Twine.

The turtle's mine, actually.

He's an enemy combatant and/or suspect in a criminal investigation.

I think that would means the turtle's Field Marshall Merrin's. 

Hey Irori, you're the perfect human, I'm the perfect kasatha, you were a monk, I'm a gunslinger, it's pretty much evolution. You like perfection, right? Well, the only way I could get more perfect is if I pinged as LG and had a level of Paladin (Divine Hunter). Don't give it to me right away, though, let me hit level four first - otherwise it'd be more work for me to hit level five, and I hate work.

Uh, you're just praying to random gods? We don't know which gods are on which side, but we do know that there are LN ones on both...

But we also don't know which side we're on, so it all evens out. 

Shelyn, god of art, you know, I'm an artist myself - on my mother's side.

And on my father's side. My art is killing people. With your help, I'll bring more art into the world: and fewer people. What do you say?

...No.

Hold up a moment. Wasn't the turtle KO'd last session?

You heal nonlethal damage at the rate of 1 hit point per hour per character level.

Oh, right.

People who are read in on what the deal is with the turtle are educating the people who weren't yet.

Loudly. 

This Shoanti necromancer is responsible for the whole shadow plague?

I vote we boil him.

This isn't a democracy.

Are there any pseudodragons[1] in the Vault who can translate[2]?

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1. Korvosa has a lot of pseudodragons.

2. Pseudodragons are telepathic.[3]

3. Telepathy lets you communicate even without a shared language.[4]

4. Except in this thread where I forgot about it.

Most of the city's pseudodragons escaped by air, but there can be located a dragon named Gelssaulraeraedkssknithozaip, or Gelssaul for short. She's here because she didn't want to leave her wizard behind - she became a wizard's familiar some years back for easy access to neat spells like alter self.

Can you ask the suspect whether there's anything I can do to make him more comfortable while he waits for a trial?