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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Dispel the polymorph and let him die with a sword in his hands. 

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So the horser pleads guilty.

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No, but I do demand trial by combat.

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Oh, oh.

This is seriously good. 

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Choryon, you have to taste this.

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Barry, this is vile

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Olivia, you need to try it.

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...I need to try the vile vial?

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Iomedae, you're a god of war, I'm a god of war, help a brother out with getting his paladin certificate rubber stamped?

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This isn't remotely the sort of prayer that gets Her attention.

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In the phantasm, or whatever it is, are the four of you drinking

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And eating pretzels, as is our wont.

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Does that impair your... non-phantasmal selves? 

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A bit, sure.

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Please don't.

You're all wonderful assets when you're sharp.

I need you sharp.

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Friend, you've never seen me sharp.

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Well, if that's the case, I would love to!

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Oliiviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa.

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Yes?

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I'm just reiterating that my vote is for turtle soup.

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Don't eat people, that's how you become a ghoul.

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Tryyyyyyyy it.

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I'd really rather not.

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Suit yourself.

More for me, then.

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