She doesn't care about spoilers? She doesn't care about spoilers, she literally just asked him to tell her.
"Well, so the movie does actually start animated," he says, "with, well, the prince and girl-he's-supposed to marry -- complete with um, bird summoning voice, I think Enchanted was very based on Cinderella now that I think about it -- um." How exactly does this go? He pauses to get his thoughts straight. Right! "They're both singing a duet but like from far away about true love's kiss and how it changes everything? Possibly the princess, or, well, princess to be? Girl?" her exact state in the original narrative is not clear. "is the one doing most of the singing. I forget. Regardless, despite the machinations of the evil queen, the prince, her son, runs into... what was her name again? Fuck. "Gisselle. Gisselle, that was her name. And they both know that they're madly in love and are going to get married, he literally says 'we will be married in the morning!' They might have kissed, I forget. But regardless, the evil queen, who doesn't want her son to marry because then she loses the throne, who is also the wicked witch, tricks Giselle, in her wedding dress, into a well that takes her to live action New York." And also her squirrel friend. But that's not relevant at the moment. Or, wait, does that come later? Not important. "'A place where there are no happily ever afters', she says. Or something like that. And then, basically, Giselle runs into, um, fuck. The male lead whose name I can't remember, but he's a dude and he has a kid and he's going to get married to some other lady, but then Gisselle ends up in his life and he's like 'okay why am I taking care of this weird lady who keeps wanting to find her prince, whatever that means and also makes clothing out of my curtains' -- she does that, by the way, after she summons a bunch of creatures with her voice -- which, in New York, are like cockroaches and rats and flies and pigeons and things -- to clean up their apartment -- but regardless he's like 'why am I taking care of this lady, what's happening', and also the prince goes after her into the well later, and then they do meet up, eventually, after more machinations, but there isn't any spark, Gisselle realizes the relationship is like, shallow, but Gisselle and the male lead whose name I forget do grow together and end up (after some more machinations, including the evil queen turning into a dragon in live action New York and Gisselle going to save her prince -- the male lead, not -- Edward, that's his name, Prince Edward, she goes to save the male lead from the dragon with a sword, I forget the exact details, there's a lot of rain and her dress is all flat and things and she looks really badass, um.) Where was I? Right, they end up together after that. Also Edward and the other girl who was going to marry the male lead end up going back to the magical animated place and getting married (and also her cell phone has signal there somehow which is a throwaway joke) which I always thought was a pair the spares but the relevant bit was like, Gisselle and the male lead ending up together not because of like, magical love at first sight but because they liked each other. And learned to grow together. The opposite of how it works in Disney movies, that's the point, that it's like, a deconstruction of that trope. If... that... makes sense," he says, suddenly realizing he's been talking about the plot to Enchanted for a couple of minutes. (Luckily she seems very happy at the moment, grinning and wiggling and not at all put off by it, but still. He probably shouldn't have done that?)