carissa meets a tyrant
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... Well, he did ask for that. He supposes that Reflections Occasioned by the Galtan Revolution, The Law of Absalom, A View of Society in Avistan and Two Letters On The Trade of the Inner Sea are most likely to be what he's looking for, but he's not optimistic. He'll try to see if he can pick up anything for a quick skim of those four (a daunting task) and then check if there's a map of the world (of the continent?) anywhere and if encyclopedias have been invented yet, and, if not, if there's an Introductory Guide to the Gods anywhere.

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The Reflections Occasioned By The Galtan Revolution include that they were completely right to kill lots of technically innocent people, they were doing it with magic soul-trapping blades so those people won't go to Hell which is what really matters. 

 

The Law Of Absalom is mostly hyperspecific about which kinds of magical experiments you are and aren't permitted to perform within city limits and how tariffs are imposed, though there is also a section on banned gods (Lamashtu, Urgathoa, Lao Shu Po, Rovagug). 

 

A View of Society in Avistan mostly tracks intermarried noble families, which are numerous and quite diligently intermarried; before Cheliax's last dynasty was killed in the civil war occasioned by Aroden's death, their King had cousins on most of Avistan's thrones. 

 

On The Trade of the Inner Sea is mostly about various merchant voyages and trading houses, though there's also an angry section about the disruptions caused by pirates with the tacit support of the irresponsible Andoran government, more concerned with cleansing their immortal souls of their own sins than with the lives and livelihoods of those their pirates harass.

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Oh-kay then. Right. Understood. Hell is bad news, but not quite bad enough that Absalom bans it.

... Maps? Encyclopedias? Baby's First Guide To The Gods?

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There are maps! There are encyclopedias of demons and of magical beasts and of 'monsters'. There's holy books for Iomedae and Cayden Cailean and Norgorber and Sarenrae and Abadar and Asmodeus and Shizuru and Calistria.

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Maps: Great! He'll turn some air into a copy of one of the maps so he can look at it while he reads.

What do the holy books for these gods say?

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Iomedae is extremely down on Hell, because of all of the torture, and Abaddon, because of all of the industrial farming of humans to eat their souls and deny them eternal life, and the Abyss because it's a bloody, miserable, backstabbing nightmare. She thinks the forces of not-that should unite and end that, and then deal with all the comparatively minor problems that remain at that point. 

 

As a mortal, she founded a knightly order and did a fairly absurd number of heroic deeds in uniting the nations of Avistan in a holy crusade to seal away Tar-Baphon, an ancient lich. She was a paladin of Aroden, an ascended human god who is now dead. 

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Cayden Cailean thinks that most people might think of being a big hero as something that happens to other people, people in stories, or people who spend their lives jostling and striving for power and get it by becoming the kind of person who jostles and strives for it. However, the way to become a big hero is to notice a problem and do something about it because someone has to and you're someone. 

If you get a taste for it, then, sure, at that point you can go out looking. But the point is that everyone, whether they're looking or not, might find themselves face to face with someone else's entire life and future, or with a threat to everything they care about, and the question is, do you try to do stuff, or do you not.

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Norgorber appears to be the god of thieves, assassins, and organized crime. 

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The holy book of Asmodeanism is a detailed and vicious explanation of the intrinsic contemptibility and worthlessness of humans, of how utterly they deserve Hell and of how they will burn there. 

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Well, Norgorber sounds boring, and Cayden Cailean is, you know, completely correct that he's just stumbled into noticing a problem and solving it, but he's just doing it because it's a lot of fun and he doesn't like being pushed around. Iomedae seems pretty sane, if you want to devote your life to the thankless task of making the world a better place, which he does not.

Asmodeus, he would rather like to crush. He may not be able to, but he would like to.

Any descriptions in these books of how to contact these gods and their followers and/or why contacting them is a very, very bad idea and/or why you should absolutely not trust That God Over There? Also, what about those other three gods? Also also, how long has it been, does he need to check up on Carissa, does she need help with anything? He did have a couple Refrigerators Of Food appear and he can make more if she needs it.

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Carissa was not planning to eat, or go back to sleep what with how she was interrupted less than an hour into it, without permission. She was told to read so she's doing that. 

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Sometimes gods will answers prayers but they won't usually do that. 

 

Sarenrae is associated with redemption and the sun. Her church seems in favor of feeding the hungry, tending the sick, healing the wounded, redeeming the evil, being kind to people, and opposed to divorce, alcohol, gambling, and prostitution on the grounds that they make peoples' lives miserable. 


Abadar cares about mutually beneficial trade and those institutions which enable it. He's a god of merchants and commerce and His priests rule Osirion, where they intend to demonstrate the merit of His teachings by making Osirion prosperous. 

Calistria is the goddess of women and vengence. Her churches shelter victims of domestic violence and provide abortions, among other things. 

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He does not know that! Unless she starts looking really tired or heroically stifles any yawns or anything!

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... Right, so he can pray in an emergency. This is not actually an emergency, so.

Sarenrae and Abadar seem boring, and Calistria probably would have appealed to him when he was twenty, but he is a mature and reasonable adult who only decides to take vengeance on a nation because he has nothing more exciting to do.

The Good gods do indeed seem Good, according to their own propaganda? Can he find any holy books that are talking about how stupid and horrible the gods from the other holy books are, or describing them carrying out actions that differ with what Carissa told him they'd do if they took over Cheliax?

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No such indications! She's not a child!

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The Good gods do, by their own propaganda, seem to be good. What they do in war is somewhat unclear from their holy books; at least one time Sarenrae smote a city that'd been corrupted by Rovagug? Iomedae's war had very high casualties but the enemies were mostly undead, who, everyone seems to agree, it is fine to kill. 

Iomedae's holy book has a long denunciation of Asmodeus over all the torture, if that's what he's looking for?

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That is the sort of thing he's looking for! Does Asmodeus have one about Iomedae?

... Probably, the sensible thing to do is just going to be showing up in Absalom and talking to people. For which the next question is if he can find anything on planar travel spells or the Elemental Plane of Fire!

 

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Asmodeus does not deign to acknowledge Iomedae besides noting that the "Good" gods are all ineffectual, weak and doomed. 

 

Plane Shift is fifth circle cleric seventh circle wizard!

 


The Elemental Plane of Fire is very big, maybe infinite, and mostly fire, though it does have a few settlements, most famously the City of Brass, which is in the plane ...somewhere. 

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That does "fifth circle cleric seventh circle wizard?" mean?

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Wizards know a seventh-circle spell structure for it; clerics get it at fifth circle. 

 

(This book is not a textbook on the basics of wizardry.)

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"Excuse me, guide of mine, I require an explanation as to how spellcasting works for the mortals of Golarion, in particular what a 'spell circle' is."

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"More complex spells, which are generally more powerful, require more skill as a wizard to prepare and cast. 'spell circle' is a description of the physical structure of the spell. The most complicated known stable spells are ninth circle."

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"And how rare are spellcasters who can cast Plane Shift, and do you expect most cities in the Elemental Plane of Fire will have someone willing to sell a casting thereof, either cleric or wizard?"

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"There's probably a few dozen clerics of fifth circle or higher in Cheliax, my lord, and... I don't know how many wizards, we don't publish those numbers. More than five. Probably not twenty."

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"And you don't know how the statistics for the Elemental Plane of Fire differ?" An amused eyebrow-raise, at how ridiculous a test the situation has made him give her.

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