carissa meets a tyrant
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"....I think there for the most part aren't humans in the Elemental Plane of Fire. Fire elementals can't plane shift."

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Fire elementals. Cool! "And cannot be clerics or wizards?"

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" - well, I don't know. I don't think they're smart enough to be wizards. I suppose they could be clerics, but I've never heard of fire elemental clerics."

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He nods. "Understood. Then the known methods of leaving by your world's magic would be 'track down humans capable of casting Plane Shift presently on the Elemental Plane of Fire,' and contacting someone outside the plane who could provide us with an evacuation?"

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"Or die. ...I'd prefer not to die, just being complete."

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"I do not plan for either of us to die this century," he says calmly. "So, how many people can Plane Shift transport at once, and do you know of any places on the Elemental Plane of Fire where we could expect to purchase a Plane Shift spell?" The book mentioned the City of Brass, and he can use that to test her.

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"Eight, if they're human-sized - you probably count. I've never been to the Elemental Plane of Fire but, uh, if you're going by what drunk adventurers say when they're bragging, there's a city of genies that sells all kinds of wonders, called Fommok Madinah, or the City of Brass. 

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He nods. Then the most sensible thing to do would be to start calling in reinforcements... they'll all be tied to Carissa, which is a vulnerability, but - obvious logical chain - 

"Fascinating. Then my next question is, what are the magical defenses against thought detection?"

He might or might not be immune, Carissa is clearly not immune, he can't tell Carissa that he'll be banished if she dies if an enemy might read her mind and discover it -

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"MInd Blank but it's eighth circle. There might be items of it but they'd be one-off unique items, not something you find in a shop. It's possible there's a lower-circle spell suppressed in Cheliax, they wouldn't want people to know one, but I bet not."

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Unfortunate. "Any mundane defenses?"

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" - well, Detect Thoughts is a divination so like all divinations it's blocked by a foot of stone, an inch of metal, or a thin layer of lead. I know that works if you're in a box, I don't think it works for humans wearing metal suits of armor but a human couldn't wear a sufficiently thick suit of armor, and perhaps you could."

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"From the target's body or the target's mind?" he asks casually.

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"Not sure. I can check once I've slept, if you'd like."

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"Slept?"

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"My lord, I still need to sleep to prepare spells. At some point even if you don't want me to prepare spells I'll need to sleep just as to not be a blithering idiot."

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"- Ah. That was my failure; I have not needed sleep for a long, long time. If sleep would serve you, take it."

And he'll make her a bedroom in one corner of the airplane, with a bed and sheets and blankets and pillows and various sundries suitable for the 22nd century.

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....Carissa is suspicious of how soft those objects are. Is he trying to suffocate her or something. Is that really how nobles sleep???

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Don't be difficult. "Thank you, my lord," she says, and goes over to the bed to -

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- panic over whether he'll read something into her taking off her clothes in front of him and whether he'll read something else into her trying to conceal herself from him - but she can't just flop onto the ridiculous fluffy noble pillowed bed in her uniform which is Prestidigitated clear of most of the ash and blood but still not, you know, clean -

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Wow, the sleep deprivation must be really getting to her, this isn't a reasonable thing to panic about. If he likes the view, so much the better for her life expectancy; if he doesn't, he can put up more walls, which he can apparently do at will. 

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Carissa will take off her clothes and crawl into her pillowed bed and fall asleep immediately.

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He'll make her walls and a door as soon as the bed is done, really. And more clothes for the morning, copies of hers except with better materials.

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She would draw inferences from this except she is too tired and shortly after that too asleep.

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And Sandy will read! He will read lots and lots and lots of books about this world to try and get more information. Histories! Books of common spells! Books of magic items! Books about the gods!

He'll also consider his plans. The obvious solution is to summon another demon, ask for a map from his current location to the City of Brass, then summon a fairy to take him there with his complete circle, since a fairy he can pay in cookies. This has the problem that he very much dislikes risking Carissa's life and his presence in this world, especially since it has a horrible afterlife. 

What he ought to do is to summon his five most trusted angels, unbound, so they have the sixth slot available if they need it. He probably should have done this before Carissa slept, and he should almost certainly do it in the morning.

(Should he wake her to do it now? No, he doesn't think so; he depends on her extensively, right now. Also he's very grateful.)

... Should he pray to any god, tonight?

He's really not convinced there's any god where he's on that god's side, is the thing. He supposes he could do the boring thing and pray to Iomedae, since a lot of the sources say she's sort of basically reasonable, but he is fundamentally not someone who is willing to work on things he doesn't care about, and he doesn't so much care about defeating evil as he does about not being pushed around, and frankly he expects that there isn't a God Of Not Being Pushed Around, or, if there is, that's a god who is unwilling to support someone who pushes others.

He'll do some more reading, at least, first.

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Carissa wakes up from a dream of drowning and realizes immediately she is only drowning in that this bed is pillowed. 

 

...where's her lord and what is he doing.

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