carissa meets a tyrant
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"Oh, none, in Hell," he says as if this was a perfectly normal sentence. "Only my own abilities. And you, of course."

And then, while they talk, he will start making them an airplane, expanding the breathable-air-dome as necessary. He can't build a spaceship, of course; he'd need to know how every part fits together, and spaceships are complicated. But an electrical generator, a motor, wings and a shell won't be too hard. He doubts it will be up to the standards of the second World War, let alone anything more modern, but he can give it a fireproof hull and it's not like there's anything to crash into.

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....that's not even Stone Shape!!!!

 

Right, assume anything he didn't answer he doesn't want you to know. So no answer to why Cheliax sent him to Hell or what he's capable of. ...presumably because she would agree with Cheliax's reasons for sending him to Hell and not want to help him? She made a deal, though. Maybe he's not confident she's Lawful enough to stick to it? She has consistently come across as a blithering idiot, so that's probably it. 

 

What is he building. 

 

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"I believe," he says calmly, "that they did not think I could get out."

He smiles slightly. "I do intend to prove them wrong."

(He's choosing his materials carefully, of course, for effective insulation and holding up under conditions of extreme heat, but the important thing is a flat surface - ultimately building a luxurious airplane is a secondary option compared to his simple solution for escaping, though that will depend on Carissa's assistance.)

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"If you have allies elsewhere, probably the thing to do is to get a Sending off to them, and ask them to come pick you up - it might be a trap, probably is, but I bet it'd be worth it to someone, if you'll build forts for them." 

See, I'm not useless. 

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"Mmm." He looked at her more calmly. "As it happens, I had considered borrowing a few skills from them." He does not have allies in this dimension, not until he knows which of the factions are his allies. But he has summoning - if he has a summoner.

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Is that what the enormous contraption is for? 

 

She doesn't ask that. She does not conceivably need to know. 

 

"I know Sending. I'll have to sleep, but in the morning I can prepare it."

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"As it happens, I have a faster solution."

His enormous contraption can develop some nice tasteful carpeting in sinister-looking red and gold, excepting the center of the floor, where he will place an elaborate set of interlocking circles of various metals, drawing them into the floor with a burst of visibly sinister flame.

(The visibly sinister flame is just SFX, of course. And none of the circles are summoning circles yet.)

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Carissa wants to DIE and be CLEANSED OF ALL HER IMPERFECTIONS and then learn THAT KIND of magic. 

 

 

 

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Though ideally not today.

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"The problem," he says as he works, in the voice of someone who Actually Genuinely Takes This Seriously And Expects You To Too, "is that this requires summoning entities that, while not dangerous to me, could certainly kill you, and quite probably destroy large parts of Hell. So some caution will be required."

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Is she supposed to respond to that? She will - look like a very attentive student who does not want to die at all. (This isn't hard.)

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"I will need the names of three of your favorite works of fiction, three introductory textbooks to wizardry, and three libraries, should you have them, all in Avistani, all of the finest quality you know."

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"- I like A Guide to Spellcraft and A Further Guide to Spellcraft by Andale Bahavir and, hmmm, I guess Introduction to Magic, the standard Chelish textbook, they update it every year and there's no author listed. There's a library attached to the great temple in Corentyn and probably also in Egorian and Ostenso and Westcrown, though I haven't been there. I don't engage in recreation," which is hopefully the least annoying way to explain not knowing any fiction.

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"No fiction?" he murmurs. "Tragic."

Then he supposes he'll need to just teach demons wizardry. Ah well.

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"There's authorized fiction, my lord, but I haven't read it." Carissa is so confused.

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"Ah-ha," he says softly. "Well. In that case, we will just have to manage."

Once again, his face becomes serious.

"Only a mortal can complete a summoning ritual of the sort I intend to initiate. I will need you to agree to the deal made; since these deals are exceptionally dangerous, I will do the negotiating and pay any required prices, and will provide you with earplugs to wear for everything except conducting the final deal. You will need to accept this deal, and you will need to not accept any other deal offered, or speak any word that might be taken as giving consent until the final deal is negotiated. If we do not negotiate a deal, I will require you to banish the summoned entity; this will take one minute of focusing and nothing else, so long as the circle holds - and the circle will hold. Do you understand me?"

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- 'accept an arbitrary deal I am going to negotiate on your behalf' is, certainly, about the situation you should expect to find yourself in if you make the choices Carissa has made. 

 

 

 

 

He needs her for something. Something that might require her voluntary cooperation, even. That's some leverage.

 

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"In Golarion, my lord, those are not among the services typically offered by a guide; ought I to regard this as the second of the favors you have of me?"

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He laughs.

"Serve as summoner at need while you are my guide, 'till I can find another, and I will count it as the second favor owed."

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....it's probably only funny because the third favor encompasses everything he might think of asking of her for the rest of time. But still. 

 

"Yes, my lord."

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No, it's funny because he likes Carissa! She's clever! And he appreciates it!

"Very well. Do you understand the actions that I here request of you?"

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"You will deafen me, and I will remain silent, while you negotiate a deal with some entity; you will then require that I accept the deal, and I will say aloud that I accept it, or require that I ...dismiss...the entity, which I do through concentration for ten rounds."

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He nods and makes her some earplugs, then hands them to her.

Then he's going to slightly raise the summoning platform, slightly raise the platform he stands on, and etch an actual summoning circle one layer on, leaving the last little bit unfinished.

(It's a sensible, short-but-secure-but-no-gag-order binding circle for whatever demon feels like picking it up.)

He will then form out of the air a - let's go for style - poker with a secure and insulated handle and a diamond tip suitable for etching metal and carefully hand it to Carissa. "Put in the earplugs, then complete the circle."

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At least when she does die and go to Hell, having witnessed all this will probably make her more valuable. 

 

 

 

She puts in the earplugs. She completes the circle.

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There appears an outsider. This one has bat-wings, big scaly black ones that shine like alligator leather, and the kind of glasses with several lenses that can be tipped up or down depending on the desired configuration, and is wearing more black-alligator-leather accessories including thigh-high boots, in addition to lots of snugly fitted brown and blue lace and ruffles and silk - it doesn't look like what a princess would wear exactly but it looks like it would cost that much - plus an obviously magical thing strapped to her wrist, glowing with exotic symbols. "Summoner," she says, glancing quickly between Carissa and Duke Sikandros and focusing her attention on Carissa as soon as she spots wings. Her smile is half-sales, half-predator. "- whatever can I do for you," she adds, glancing down at the circle.

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