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Idania giggles. "Yes, but those are so the edible things don't end up on our laps or floating in a watery sphere! They don't count, that is food supplementation."

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I can make inedible things. I also tend not to disseminate anything that is still alive, or anything that is illegal for the recipient in their home jurisdiction, though. And I am handicapped in manufacturing things that are inherently magical.

"I wish I had money," mutters Aya. "I don't even know what I'd buy, I'm suppressing my impulse to try to buy things, but I wish I didn't have to do that."
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"Makes sense! That is very neighborly of you to other universes."

She glances at Aya, then pulls out a purse and counts out several coins. Once counted, she picks out several of them, and she nonchalantly drops them onto counter, next to Aya.

"Oh dear, my purse has a huge hole in it. Look at the money just falling out of it conveniently. Quick, Aya, I'll give you a reward of this exact amount of money if you can pick it up for me."
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Aya collects the coins. "Oh, look what I found."
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"What a fortunate find, as your reward you get -" she peers, recounts the coins, and says, "Three dredges, twelve scraps, and twenty-seven pinches. Congrats!"

She pauses. "Incidentally, don't tell Rae I just did that. If it comes up I won't lie to him, but he will make faces at me."
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"Does he usually have a face?" Aya asks, investigating the details on the coins.

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"Sometimes! Not all the time, though. He doesn't always manifest because he likes being the wind."

The coins are all a dull and dark grey, and quite utilitarian. There aren't any faces of people stamped on to them, but they have engravings. By size and design, she can identify three types. One is about an inch and a half in size, another an inch, and the last, half of that. The largest has an image of what looks to be a temple, the middle some kind of cat, and the last, an adorable bunny.
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"How much are these worth in buying power?"

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"Well they came from measuring salt, so that's the obvious answer. But uh - you could buy a few horses with that amount, or a small house. A little itty bitty one in a shitty neighborhood, mind you. If you want me to break it down per coin - a dredge is about fifty scraps. One scrap will tend to feed you for - about a day? And thirty pinches is one scrap."

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"Bar, will you charge me if I borrow a pen?"

No, says a new napkin, which is accompanied by a pen.

Aya writes down these numbers.

"Bar, how are you on books that have technically never been written, like dictionaries between Esevi and various languages from Idania's world?"

I think I could come up with something for you. You're awfully pessimistic about what has and hasn't been written, don't you think?

"...Point taken. Idania, besides what you're speaking, what's common on your continent?"
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"Jorten, Virnoku, and Karish, but that one's only in use in the south near ports. It's not anyone's official language, but it could be useful."

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Aya writes this down too. "Bar, I'm gonna start listing things and thinking aloud, if I could get price sheets on some options and any suggestions you'd consider helpful I would very much appreciate it."

Of course.

"No live things, so no horse, but what do you have in the way of non-live vehicles - is there anything that would let me get around in a variety of environments without any - food or equivalent support - that I couldn't get there?"

Anything from a bicycle to a solar-powered hovercraft, though the latter would require the overwhelming majority of your funds. A bicycle will not perform well in the desert, however.

"I am curious about the hovercraft, it sounds very... magic, but I'm guessing it's not?"

It needn't be. I would supply a picture but there are so many possible designs and I would not want to limit your selection artificially.
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"... I have so many questions about how it can hover but not be magic!"

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I would be happy to supply you with relevant engineering textbooks, to borrow or buy, though if you leave the bar with them the most relevant instances will no longer be readable in any languages you know.

"...Do you have an idea of what sorts of engineering textbooks, in whatever language, would be most useful for attempting to learn to build hovercrafts?"

I'm not a teacher, nor a general expert on Idania's world, so I doubt I have useful recommendations there.

"Right. Hmm."
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"Huh. Just a general estimate - if someone knows nothing about engineering, at all, and tried to learn it from scratch with the best teachers available - how long could it take to reach the ability to build hovercrafts?"

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This depends significantly on the background infrastructure. Out of already-machined parts, perhaps a weekend for a simple one. Out of difficult-to-refine ore and beginning with stone tools with petroleum miles underground, decades if not centuries.

"Yikes," mutters Aya. "If I get a hovercraft and it breaks I'm not getting a new one, am I."

It would certainly be difficult to replace. There are some extremely durable ones available, but you cannot afford one that would take a direct lightning strike or a hundred-mile-an-hour collision and continue to function with no repair.

"...Those are pretty extreme examples."

There are some extremely durable models available.
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"Huh. Okay. Wow. That's - you know, against my better judgement I want to know why they would need to be that durable. Just being thorough, or what?"

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In some worlds the armed forces travel on hovercrafts. On others they are intended for harsher environments than you are familiar with. In many the materials to make them so are simply cheap and plentiful.

"...How often," wonders Aya wistfully, "do people usually get doors?"

It varies, and by what I can't say. Some people get doors on demand. Others at random but several times weekly. Some never more than once in their lives.

"I'd better make this count."

She starts writing on the napkins.
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"Is there any information I can offer that would help with shopping for your very own hovercraft? Environmental conditions and hazards, and so on?"

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"I'm not positive I'll leave here with a hovercraft. It'll depend on how much I can fit into the budget. But - well, first of all, are gods likely to attack my hovercraft with direct lightning strikes or by causing it to crash into things?"

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"Not unless you upset one that could do those things. If you use it in their domain they will be curious, though. A wind god like Rae will think it's the best thing ever, one that's more boring and hates flight will think you are strange and probably ask you not to use it in their domain."

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"How hard it is to get from any given point A to point B without traversing specific domains?"

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"You can usually always manage it, but sometimes it's annoying and requires long detours."

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"Okay. How do curious or annoyed gods deal with that when the person who is intriguing or irritating them is not one of their acolytes with - magic vials of sand?"

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"Curious, they will probably find a way to talk to you and be really surprised that you are not an acolyte. They will ask questions and if you're nice they will probably let you keep walking. Irritating, they will check first, be surprised, and either leave you alone or threaten you for a good offering and or try and swat you."

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