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"At least till we finish our drinks," agrees Aya.

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"Yeah. They're nice drinks, it would be sad if we didn't finish them."

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"What is this thing, anyway?" Aya asks the bar.

Approximately, a fig milkshake. But a very fortifying one.

"Cool," says Aya. Sip sip.
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Sip! "What's mine? I'm pretty sure it's alcoholic, but other than that I have no idea. Except that it is delicious."

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Minted apple mead, napkins the bar. I'm glad you like it.

"Do you just spend all your time... being a bar, for whoever the powers that be pick up and send in?" Aya inquires.

Yes. I find it very fulfilling.

"Have you always done it?"

Yes.
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"Well, I'm glad you're doing something you like. You seem to be quite a nice bar. If strange and transporting to multiple freaky worlds with no gods."

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Most people have never met anything quite like me before, acknowledges the bar.

Aya is about a quarter of the way through her huge milkshake. She peers out the window. "What's the lightshow out there, anyway?"

Exploding stars. The bar is technically located at "the end of the universe", although as discussed you will find your own universes where you left them if you return.
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"Huh. The end of the universe? Is this how all universes end? With exploding stars?"

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It does tend to depend on the universe, but it is fairly conventional.

"I'm accustomed to stars being... smaller."

Farther away, napkins the bar gently.

"Oh. Okay."
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"Hm. Well, at least it's a pretty way to go out, I guess. If you've gotta go at least leave a pretty corpse, and all that. Do they get bars, too?"

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Does who get bars? asks the bar.

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"The universes, when they're ending. Or is it just you? I's curious!"

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This bar does or can serve all the universes of which I am aware.

"And there's only one of you?" Aya asks.

I've never met another.
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"Aw, there goes my dream of a society of bars at the end of the universe. I could have gone multi-universe bar hopping."

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I should hope that I can provide anything you need out of a bar, replies the bar, without the need for supplementation of that kind.

"No offense was intended, I'm sure," says Aya.
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"No, you're a great bar," says Idania reassuringly. "It wouldn't be for - you not being a great bar, it would be so that I could see lots of other great bars and get a feel for the sorts of people that are in each."

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Alas, as far as I know, I am a species of one, the bar says.

"Where did you come from?"

If I ever knew, I have forgotten.

"...How old are you?"

Well, it's always the end of the universe, here. Time can get a bit peculiar.

"I mean in terms of - time experienced."

If I ever knew, I have forgotten, the bar repeats.
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"That's interesting. So you don't - have a method of telling time?"

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Oh, no, I can tell the difference between seconds and minutes and weeks easily enough. There have just been a great many of them.

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"Huh. Okay, that makes sense. You look good, for your age."

Idania is teasing.
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Thank you, replies the bar. If she is being sarcastic, it's very hard to tell, since it comes in the form of another napkin.

Aya giggles a little.
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Grin. Drink sip, drink sip. "So how does the - drink conjuration work? Can you just make everything? Ever?"

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I do not dispense dangerous things, and beyond the first drink I charge reasonable prices, the bar says. But essentially yes.

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"Huh. What about inedible things?"

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Such as the glasses you are sipping your beverages from? inquires the bar archly.

(Aya laughs.)
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