Ack! What is happening to him! That is not a place that is supposed to be touched!

On instinct he punches Masozi in the chest, once twice three times--

Ouch! This is someone who slightly knows how to fight maybe? 

Also he's really strong? 

...that's really attractive, honestly? 

Also Lan Wangji's face is RIGHT THERE. 

Masozi.....is apparently going to be trying to kiss him now...? 

(Why is he doing this? He's not sure.) 

WHAT???????

He punches Masozi again to get him to STOP!!!!

This is the funniest thing that has ever happened to him.

"No fair! Kissing was definitely banned!"

- oh no is kissing banned? Unfair! 

(Masozi barely notices the punch.) 

...He can bite Lan Wangji's shoulder REALLY HARD instead.

No!!! He is moving away from Masozi because more KISSING might happen!!!!

He is going to hide behind Wei Ying and let Wei Ying protect him from the kissing.

Aaaaaaah? 

Masozi disentangles himself and sits up. "I - I'm sorry - was that breaking the fighting rules?" 

"No kiss! Only kiss Wei Ying," he explains.

"Wow, you are super drunk."

....Oh, is the rule that he can only kiss Wei Wuxian? Because he can totally do that!!!! 

(While also digging his nails really hard into Lan Wangji's armpit, since apparently his butt is impervious to pain??) 

Lan Wangji shoves him hard away from Wei Ying, hard enough that his head clunks into Wen Ning's bed. 

"NO you kiss Wei Ying! I kiss Wei Ying!"

He is just going to sit here quietly watching this happen because everything in the world is very good.

Ow! 

...Maybe Wen Ning likes drunk fighting more than he likes drunk kissing? 

"Wanna fight?" Masozi asks him, and then grabs Wen Ning's wrists and topples him onto the floor because this is FUN!!!

Wen Ning does not want to fight!!!!

This is a terrifying thing to have happen!!!

He is going to lie here limply until it is over.

"Want to kiss Wei Ying," Lan Wangji says plaintively.

"You are so goddamn wasted it's hilarious."

Oh no! Wen Ning didn't like what just happened! Masozi is bad at making things happen on purpose! 

"....I'm so sorry," he attempts to say in Mandarin - these are easy words that he's learned before but he's DRUNK so he's probably mispronouncing them... He can do snuggles and pets to try to make up for messing this up again...?

Snuggling is better? He will accept snuggles but very nervously in case they turn into hitting again.

"Hey, Zaizai, I'll fight you when I'm sober."

"But not right now."

"No, right now is for petting your fuzz. It's so good. It's so fuzzy."

"Wanna fight you later..." Masozi says, vaguely, toward whoever was offering that.

- in the meantime, he remembers how his sister taught him to give shoulder massages, and he can roll Wen Ning over onto his stomach and give him a massage instead of fighting him...? 

Very quiet happy noises.

"If we go back to my room we could do kissing."