"Hangover cure delivery!" Yanli says with a smile in her voice.

"Thank you, Yanli."

"Love you, Yanli."

"You're the best sister ever."

"Mn."

(Ayako is still riding the "Masozi and Wei Wuxian got drunk right next to a group of New Yorkers and there was no international incident" high, and is having an excellent morning. This mostly manifests in working on her Visual Storytelling Traditions homework during breakfast as if nothing had happened at all. 

Her standards for what constitutes an excellent morning, she observes but doesn't take any particular action about, have gotten kind of concerningly low.)

Masozi's problem right now is less the hangover and more that he got way too into drawing math graphs and stayed up half the night on it. Maybe it'll let him eat his food, at least? Nie Huaisang hasn't noticed yet that he's not eating it, presumably due to also having a hangover, but he will at some point and then make sad faces until Masozi clears his plate. 

"What's the hangover cure?" he asks Yanli. 

"It's a little potion I made in lab! Not a lot of opportunities to test it."

"Huh." Well, he'll happily test it, then. 

The food looks significantly more appetizing now.

All the other freshmen are perking up too.

"Drunk Wen Ning is lame. He didn't even do anything. He was just quiet the way he always is. By rights he should have put a lampshade on his head."

"Hey. Wei Wuxian, you shouldn't say mean things to Wen Ning. - Wen Ning, I don't think you were lame. Can someone say that in Mandarin? Wen Ning, do you want a hug?" 

Wei Wuxian grudgingly translates, and Wen Ning smiles and says, "Thank you! Yes," enunciating clearly.

Very gentle non-scary hug! Wen Ning is Masozi's FRIEND and Masozi wants him to be happy and not scared and for nobody to be mean to him ever again. 

Awwww. Masozi is very good.

Zaizai isn't going to dislike him insulting everyone, right? Right. It's just a Wen Ning thing.

"Lan Zhan was great though."

Oh no.

"Lan Zhan was very cute," Masozi agrees cheerfully. 

Lan Zhan was a nightmare disaster and should never be allowed around alcohol again but you can't say that out loud in public where other people can hear you or at least you can't do that without thinking it through first, so she's just glaring at Wei Wuxian.

"He was hugging me all night and he kept saying ridiculous shit like 'I love you Wei Ying' and 'I want to kiss you Wei Ying' and also he tried to fight Zaizai."

Petition for a mal to invade this cafeteria and eat him.

....Masozi had not been thinking about the part where he tried to use kissing as a move in a fight and now he's reminded of it and kind of wants to hide under the table for completely different reasons from the usual reasons that he wants to do this. 

Wei Wuxian once again fails his Read Situation roll.

"And Zaizai kissed you!"

He did WHAT.