"And other things."

"And other things."

"No. Absolutely not. No one is going anywhere until Ayako gets here and then you're walking back to your own individual rooms."

"Killjoy."

Shoulder rubs are nice! He makes such happy noises about it.

Happy noises! Wen Ning is making such good noises! Masozi is so incredibly delighted about this turn of events!

"I LIKE you!" he tells Wen Ning, while gently massaging his neck. 

Eeee! It makes him so happy and squirmy to be liked.

"I like you!"

"I was supposed to kiss Wei Ying!" Lan Wangji explains to Wei Ying. "But then Masozi kissed me."

Wei Wuxian pats him. "That's very sad for you."

He has an expression of utter misery.

Masozi is not even slightly going to notice Lan Wangji’s misery! He is very distracted.

Wen Ning’s neck is very soft??? Masozi isn’t sure if Wen Ning is aware of this important fact?

”Your neck is SOFT!”” 

"Thank you!"

"Why are they allowed to do that?"

"Hey! You two! Don't fuck, okay?"

......What? This is so confusing! ...Probably Wei Wuxian isn't talking to Masozi, since Masozi is not even slightly interested in fucking Wen Ning. 

"- Don't fuck!" he repeats, in a random direction, and keeps massaging Wen Ning's neck and shoulders. 

"There. See. Problem solved."

"Wei Ying is very good," Lan Wangji says to no one in particular.

Wen Ning is a small pile of mush on the bed who never wants to move again. 

He's receiving attention! Positive attention! No one is mad at him or disappointed with him or anything! Also the entire universe is very good.

"Alright, designated driver's here to spoil everyone's fun!"

...pause, as she stops and actually sees what's happening in Wen Ning's room, and looks at the open door to Julia's.

"Also, guys, quick question, what the hell." 

"Alcohol."

"R....ight."

Well then.

"Hey," she says to the New York room, "do you guys also need a designated driver? I planned on having spare time, it should work out." 

New York by this point is swaying back and forth, drinking from plastic wine cups, singing Dancing Queen.

At the voices in the hallway Silas hurries over to the door. "Can I help you?"

Young and sweet only seventeen...

"Guys shut up for a minute -" Sigh. "Uh, thank you, but they are all completely sober."

"They're mocktails!!!!!! Want one? I can do a virgin Pina colada!! You can mix in Shanghai's alcohol if you want but you probably shouldn't!!"

"Can I have a virgin pina colada?"

She doesn't actually know what a pina colada is and is guessing at what it means for a drink to be a virgin. English lessons why have you failed her in this way. "...you know what, sure, I'll take a virgin pina colada."

Meanwhile. Uh. What is the polite way to say this. "And, uh, do you want a designated driver... anyway."