Bouncebouncebounce. Also he's going to go hug Wen Ning again because Wen Ning is GOOD. 

"- Tell me another math problem! A good one this time!" 

Hugs! Wen Ning likes hugs.

He likes hugs a lot better than watching Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang explore each other's tonsils.

Jiang Cheng is being glared at by Wei Wuxian so he behaves. This is a complete upheaval of the fundamental order of the universe, which is that Jiang Cheng glares at Wei Wuxian so he behaves. 

Also, Wei Wuxian walked in on him like twenty seconds into this handjob and it is Jiang Cheng's opinion that a courteous brother would have at least waited until his pants were off because a pants-on handjob is, while admittedly the peak erotic experience of his life, not in fact very good in terms of sensation. In fact it is mostly really uncomfortable.

Dammit! Virginity loss attempt two thwarted, and Nie Huaisang is pretty sure that he's not going to get a second try on this one because he's not going to get drunk until next year and he's pretty sure that Sober Nie Huaisang is going to think this particular virginity loss attempt is a bad idea. He has no idea why, it felt great, but Sober Nie Huaisang often has weird ideas about this kind of thing.

He comforts himself by singing BTS songs.

Awwww. He can put his head on Nie Huaisang's shoulder and listen to him sing (the most beautiful sound in the world). 

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. ONLY LEANING.

"Okay, Zaizai, let's do math."

Masozi has been granted an entire twenty seconds to think about his goals here.

".....I want to do math? But I think maybe other people here want other things. - I think Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng want to kiss each other? So they should do that because they'll both be happy! And people being happy is GOOD." 

Pause. 

"- Wen Ning? Have you ever kissed anyone before? Do you - want to try it...?"

"They are not allowed to kiss each other because they will try to have sex and no one wants to look at that." Mandarin: "a-Ning, Zaizai wants to know if you want to try kissing him."

Oh no. What is the right answer here. 

"Yes? No? Um, I mean, I don't--"

"He wants you to kiss him," Wei Ying says, because while he is the closest thing to a responsible adult in this room that mostly says things about the room.

All this kissing is okay as long as no one tries to kiss Wei Ying. If someone tries to kiss Wei Ying he will HIT THEM WITH BICHEN. 

He holds Wei Ying protectively so no one gets ideas.

"Ow! Ow! Lan Zhan! That hurts!"

:(

He has hurt Wei Ying. He is the worst person in the world. He should hit HIMSELF with Bichen.

He unwraps himself from Wei Ying and then, realizing that not touching Wei Ying is the most horrible thing imaginable, scoots to hold him again.

"That was the most pointless-- anyway. Zaizai. Kissing."

Masozi does not really feel like Wen Ning's response here was encouraging! ...Also there are confusing and maybe concerning things happening nearby!!! 

"- Wei Wuxian? Are you okay?" 

(Meanwhile he is snuggling up against Wen Ning and rubbing his back in small circles.) 

WEI YING MIGHT NOT BE OKAY?????? HE WILL HIT SOMEONE WITH BICHEN!

"Don't worry, Zaizai, I'm fine. I'm going to make fun of Lan Wangji so much for this in the morning. So. Kissing or math?"

"....I dunno? I'd want to do one math and then kissing but maybe I'm the only one here who wants math?"

"I want math! I always want math."

"I want math. Wei Ying likes math."

"See. There we go. You have a three liter jug and a five liter jug and an unlimited supply of water, how do you measure exactly four liters?"

Masozi spends a while considering this, lifting both hands and gesturing vaguely as a thinking-aid. 

"I - if you filled the three-liter jug and poured it into the five-liter jug and then filled it again...no that'd be six not four - if you filled the five-liter and poured it into the three-liter and let the rest spill, and then filled the five-liter again....that'd be eight... Half of eight is four but I dunno how you'd get half, if you don't have a bigger jug you can pour out half of...." 

- apparently he is still too drunk to do math??? 

He is going to kiss Wen Ning instead, even though he's probably very bad at kissing. 

This is very wet and not very pleasant and he really preferred the leaning????