Two child vampires are dumped in Wind Waker, where they make a change
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"Let's move on."

The next section of the path winds up the outside of the island, and includes new enemies: Loud bird-things, miniature versions of that flying monster, that swoop down from above. Gren practically hisses at them.

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Tabitha tries to pull them down as they swoop and beat them to death.

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This works! In addition to rupees, they occasionally drop very shiny feathers. "We can sell those," insists Nemo. He bags them up.

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"I wonder, if me or Tabby dropped dead, would we leave expensive things?"

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"Are you made of smoke and evil that coalesces around expensive things? Probably not. Monsters are almost all really dumb, you're not."

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"You're such a charmer. And no, we came out of a vampire lady, same way most do."

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"So you won't drop expensive things if you die. Unless vampire internal organs are somehow valuable, but that's just gross."

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"Eh, maybe you'll live longer if you eat our hearts," she giggles.

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"...Is that actually possible? That'd be weird."

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"Used to be we could make people like us by making them drink our blood."

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"Huh."

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"That's not really true anymore, though."

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"Good for your ability to keep your blood where it belongs, then, if less people have a reason to get it."

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"Be hard for them to catch us..."

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"Hey, let's keep going, we still have to rescue Medli."

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They do indeed keep going.

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There's a goblin waiting at the end of a rickety-looking rope bridge. It shouts insult-sounding nonwords at them. "I don't want to fight on a bridge... Think we could push him back if we went fast enough?"

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So they charge and kill the goblin, and move on. More climbing, crossing narrow ledges slightly worryingly near lava flows, another rock to bombfruit up.

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"And all the kids here have to do this to get wings?"

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"It's probably a lot easier and less monstery when the volcano's not active."

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They come to a room with... "Augh, rats. Watch yourselves. They like to steal things."

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Kittens! The natural enemy of rats!

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These are big and brave, for rats. They're not mortally afraid of kittens, and swipe back. Gren stomps a couple, they turn into smoke. "Monster rats!"

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