"They'd go right next to the pictures of me in a kimono, I suppose? I will pose for you, sure."

"Yes. Yes they would." And he thinks he wants to make out a little bit more with his Haru, how about, he's fully guided but also he's horny and in love.

All in all a pretty good reaction to the stupid hummingbird fic.

Eventually, after he's had some more Haru, he goes back to group chat and reads the whole conversation to see what's up with that fic.

It turns out that what's up with that fic is ??????? what the fuck.

"Wo Do-in walked in on us having pubic sex," he repeats in a deadpan. "I... don't... what?"

"As opposed to all the non-pubic sex, I still haven't figured out what that would be." Haru has the Wikipedia page on hummingbirds open.

"I'm compelled to agree with Yoon Ha-eun-shi, this has to be a troll."

"I'm not sure if that improves or worsens Yamanaka's brother's odds of reasoning with them about editing her out."

"Well if they're writing satire of the genre of esper RPF they might be somewhat amenable to reason?" he says, uncertainly. "It is not satire to fuck a real person over."

"Yeah, but it's also not good fan behavior if they're just a serious yet talentless fan."

"True enough." Jaeha's opened the fic by now. "...why did this person even include Wo Do-in in the fic, they just invented a character whole cloth?"

"No idea. Sparkler's also completely wrong and they character-assassinated poor Arctic, who's a sweetheart."