"I was aiming for 'behold our shared childhood trauma, we have something in common, we should make out,' which in retrospect was maybe not the most well-thought-out flirting tactic."

Sasha cracks up. 

"You could have just asked!" 

"I have flirted with two people in my entire life and I would say it always went abominably except I'm married to both of them."

"That's cute. — do you in fact just want to make out or should we find a room." 

"We can go back to my room."

And Sasha can pull them both onto Lev's bed and kiss him deep. 

Lev knows to pull his hair.

Lev also knows what it means when he goes all soft and pliant and relaxed under Lev's hands — does he know where to bite — 

He very much does!

"You're so beautiful."

He makes a soft high-pitched noise and clings to Lev. 

Probably this Sasha won't like "you're such a pretty girl" as much as his Sasha does, so he says, "you're so small and so pretty and so delicate, I like that," while pulling his hair.

...he is not in fact a fan of 'small' and 'delicate' as traits. 

Lev notices and kisses him and says, "beautiful."

"Mmmmm. Thank you." 

Perhaps they should be wearing less in the way of shirts.

Perhaps they should. 

Sasha's gained weight since he arrived in Auradon but he's still thin; you can't see individual ribs but you can see the ridge where his ribcage ends. 

He's not going to comment but he is going to hold Sasha protectively.

Lev has not skipped meals much in the past fifteen years.

"What's up?" Quiet, gentle. He keeps one hand on Lev's back.

Forehead kiss. "I want you to have enough to eat."

"I have enough to eat." He ducks his head, nuzzles Lev. "Food just grows out of the ground in Auradon." 

"Food grows out of the ground most places!" He laughs. "My Asher sometimes goes into the forest and brings home fruit or mushrooms or greens for dinner."

"There's a forest near the school but I don't think it has fruit in it." 

"A lot of places don't have real forests." He traces lines along Sasha's chest and stomach.

"I've only ever seen the one." 

Sasha looks like he has a very biteable shoulder.