"Be poly and okay with queer people."

Hello hot alien Sasha! 

"Poly, sure, but the extent to which people are okay with queer people depends on where you draw the line around 'queer,' there's lots of people saying I don't count." He sits down. 

"That's bizarre." 

"Why wouldn't you count?"

"If you say you're bi but you'd only date another omega if the two of you were dating the same alpha then you're just straight because multiple-omega-one-alpha relationships are normative, or something. And I wouldn't date another omega at all so I'm even straighter than that." 

"Hey, guys," Cascadilev says. "I put Smolsha to bed."

".....cute." 

"So what's up with Sasha #3?"

"His world has some similarities to our world but is also, like, a monarchy. He grew up on a prison island they put all the criminals on and then the new king let some of the criminals' kids leave Prison Island. Also it has magic."

"....wow. That's — a lot." 

"It really is, when you put it all in one sentence like that." 

"I think all of our worlds are a lot when you put it like that. Mine is like, 'there's a fertility crisis, and that means North America has three fundamentalist theocracies, an incompetently run country, and Cascadia, where people eat their pet pigs and the age of consent is twelve and we're capable of making literally every inch of North America radioactive despite the fact that declaring war would lead to riots.'"

"....twelve." 

"Legit! I'm still not super clear on what a fundamentalist is." 

"They're like good people in your world except that they're that way because they think God wants them to be. --Uh, you have Catholics, I don't know how to explain evangelicals using Catholics--"

"Mexico is a Catholic theocracy. So, uh, country run by Catholics, and then two other countries run by people who believe in the same God but think he wants different things."

"Most of the Catholic hierarchy is on the Isle of the Lost convincing themselves they aren't actually evil the good people just need to see the light of God, except for Claudine who might be the most traumatized person I've ever met. — I guess it's probably still nonzero practiced in Paris and Louisiana and maybe some other places? But the only one I'm personally familiar with is Claudine." 

"You have a Louisiana but not an America?"

"....why would we need some other country to have Louisiana?" 

"Okay, here, Louisiana is part of America."

"Same. --Well, here it's part of Gilead, but same general idea."

(It might be a little strange to see an identical facial expression on two different people sitting next to each other.)

"Louisiana is part of my America too." 

"Weird. In my world Louisiana is part of Auradon, but we don't have an America — do your worlds have a China, a London, an Agrabah, a Morgendämmerung —" 

Both Levs have both a China and a London but not an Agrabah or a Morgendämmerung.

Noonlight too. "This is a really weird assortment of locations to have in common."