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Jun 25, 2019 12:21 PM
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It's surprisingly easy to break into Stark Tower, given all the supervillains. He left one of the windows unlocked. It's like he's asking for Chris to come in. Even if this plan doesn't work out (which it will, it's a great plan, Rachel agreed), he should probably come back just to steal some shit. 

The room he breaks into has two teenage boys studying in it. Good sign, although if Asher makes Chris go to school their relationship won't be as long and mutually beneficial as Chris would have hoped. The boys are both tiny. They look like Chris could break them apart with his hand. Maybe Asher has a type, which would be disappointing. On the other hand, maybe he's looking for a change.

"I heard Asher Stark lets hot mutant teenage boys stay in his penthouse if you suck his cock."

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"What."

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....this should be interesting. 

"Where'd you hear that?" 

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He crosses his arms. "Well, I was right."

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The position of 'hottest person Lev has ever seen in person' is getting some unexpected new competition. The guy's face is human but his hands and arms and neck are covered with scales that shimmer green and yellow in the light. 

It would be gorgeous even if he didn't have a kink.

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"I didn't say you weren't right," even though you totally weren't, "I asked where you heard that." 

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"I'm a Morlock, we hear things. Like about the mutant boy living in Asher's house that he's been paying off the cops about." He glances Sasha up and down. "Apparently there's two of you, we didn't know that."

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"That'd be because I don't live here and he's not paying off the cops about me. What's your name?" 

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He's wearing eyeliner. This is just so completely unfair.

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"Chris Parker. What's yours?"

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"Alexander Mikhailov, but call me Sasha, everyone does. And this is Lev." 

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"Your boyfriend's cute."

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aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

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"You're right, he is." Sasha leans over and kisses Lev on the cheek. 

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"Can I kiss him?"

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"If he wants you to! — Lev, do you want him to." 

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Instead of answering, he thunks his head into Sasha's shoulder. 

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"I could just blow him."

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That is NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT HELPING THIS SITUATION.

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"You sure could," says Sasha, who knows Lev. "But instead you're going to stick to kissing him until he figures out how to say words." 

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Lev makes a noise of protest into Sasha's shoulder. He is not super clear on whether he is protesting this complete stranger kissing him or this complete stranger not giving him a blowjob.

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"Fair enough," Chris says, walks over to Lev, lifts up Lev's chin, and kisses him very thoroughly and with great attention.

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!!!!!!

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And Sasha plays with Lev's hair with one hand and pulls out his phone and texts Asher 

so there's a teenage mutant lizard person in the apartment, do you know him

with the other. 

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nope

has jarvis said anything

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