"I am Kraven the Hunter," announces a man wearing leather pants and a fur vest and nothing else, "and I am hunting the most dangerous game."

"It really looks more like you're going out for bear night, except no self-respecting bear would wear an outfit that tacky."

Sasha is very quiet and very still and clinging to the ceiling, well above eye level. 

"Run along boy, I'm looking for a spider. The most dangerous game is a spider with the intelligence of a person."

"A reliable source told me that actually it was people."

"Nope, it's spiders with the intelligence of a person."

How does Kraven the Hunter feel about being webbed to the wall. 

"Ah ha!" he says. "My quarry is here."

That's great. Chris is going to zap Lev with his power-- no one said he shouldn't, so hopefully Lev's power wasn't doing anything too important-- and carry him to the Morlocks' home base.

And in one quick movement the webbing is cut, Kraven is no longer attached to the wall, he's pulled out a gun, and he's started shooting at Sasha.

That's not great! 

Sasha's aiming for the gun, if he can get it too webbed up to work or out of Kraven's hands he'll be fine — thank fucking god for the spider sense — 

When he successfully webs the gun, Kraven shakes it and presses a button and the webbing dissolves.

WHY 

"Why —" dodge — "are you —" dodge — "doing this —" 

"I am Kraven the Hunter," he says. "I have challenged myself against all the fiercest and most ferocious monsters of the world. And now I shall challenge myself against the most fearsome and terrifying monster of all-- and rid New York City of a menace at the same time!"

"— I'm in high school!" 

Kraven pauses. 

"They let spiders go to high school?"

"I'm not a spider! — wait, you can see how many legs I have, how did you — not the point! I'm not a spider! I'm a human!" 

"I was definitely told by Mr. Fisk that you were a humanoid spider, and not a teenager." He sheathes his gun. "Teenagers are not in any way dangerous game. They are not more dangerous than, for example, lions."

He stops dodging but does not come down from the ceiling. "Fisk keeps trying to kill me because I keep messing with his plans to kill lots of people and make lots of money. Which is why I'm failing English class. ...most of why I'm failing English class." He is not going to comment on whether he is more dangerous than for example a lion. He is instead going to sound as teenager-ish as he can. 

Kraven quick-draws his gun. "You could be lying to me. Spiders are cunning."

"I'm wearing skintight Spandex. You can literally see how many limbs I have." 

"You're a spider-person," Kraven says, pointing the gun directly at the center of his torso. "Not a regular spider. I know you're humanoid."

A girl appears. She's so pretty. When you look at her it's really hard not to think about what her lips would look like wrapped around your dick, what her skin would feel like if you touched it. Her breasts move back and forth when she walks and it is kind of hypnotizing. 

"Listen to the kid. We're all teenagers here. Not a worthy enemy in the bunch."

That certainly is an effect. 

Sasha takes off one of his gloves to reveal what is very obviously human skin, and not an exoskeleton or chitin or whatever it is that spiders have he's pretty sure it's not skin. 

"That doesn't mean you're a teenager," Kraven says. "I would still be ridding New York City of a menace."