"Yeah, the only Agrabah I can remember is in a children's-- uh, unnamed Sasha, can I ask you a really, really dumb question and everyone can make fun of me for thinking it afterward?"

"....sure?" 

"Does Agrabah have a Sultan with a daughter named Jasmine who marries a guy named Aladdin? And Aladdin has a friend who's a genie in a lamp who granted him three wishes? And the vizier was Jafar and he's evil?"

"....yes. How do you know that and why is that a stupid question." 

"I think your world is a series of children's movies that exists in my and Cascadilev's world."

"And.... mine? What other countries are there." 

"Uh, just Auradon and the Isle, insofar as the Isle is really a country, but Auradon's member states are —" he pauses to think about it — "China, Arendelle, London, Cinderellaburg, Agrabah, Morgendämmerung, Louisiana, France, Other France, Scotland, Corona, I think Weselton was its own state but I might be wrong — there are probably more but these are the ones I remember —" 

"We should wait until tomorrow because it's late and Smolsha is the only one of us in the target audience but we should do a--"

Bounce bounce. "DISNEY MOVIE MARATHON."

"Yeah!"

"That could be fun but like, I might not know these people personally but the way I think about them and the way you think about them will be... different." 

"I mean, we don't have to if you don't want to, I just want to hear gossip about Mulan and Tiana and King David."

"I am — I guess the word is dating — both Mulan's son and Tiana's, and we don't have a King David. And I didn't say I didn't want to, just expect running commentary on these people's personal lives and what I think of their kids." 

"That is literally the whole point of having a Disney movie marathon!"

"King David is not a Disney movie character."

"Maybe it's not out yet?"

"Disney at least in my world really doesn't touch Biblical stuff, maybe it's all the fundamentalists?" 

"I guess it must be-- they don't do New Testament stuff but for the past twenty years they've been mining the Tanakh for every story they can find. Queen Esther is a Disney Princess."

"We also do not have a Queen Esther," he confirms. 

"But you have Jews."

"I guess maybe my world's Jews talk about Queen Esther? I don't know any, they're all from Peru — oh, right, that's the one I was forgetting — and everyone else you guys have mentioned so far is a celebrity in my world." 

"Why are Jews from Peru?!"

"....because......they......are? Religions spring up in places? Maybe there's some kind of complicated historical reason it's Peru and not, like, Corona, but I don't know it." 

"What movie is Peru even-- Emperor's New Groove? Are there Jews in Emperor's New Groove?"

"Look, I'm still recovering from the fact that Esther isn't a Disney Princess for you people."