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Jul 19, 2019 10:41 AM
Slayer Naruto is going to befriend ALL the demons!
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"See, very simple."

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"Heh. See you later, G-man."

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"Good day, Miss Uzun."

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She laughs and practically skips out, then goes to find Tag and Kaylee. She has superpower testing to do!!!

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Tag and Kaylee convene.  "Hey."

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"You're in a good mood!"

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"Hey! G-man reacted well. Also I'm really excited about superpower testing, I've wanted to be a superhero since I was like five. Admittedly I expected a different powerset..."

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She giggles a bit at "G-man."  "Did you have any ideas?"

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"For testing? So far I seem to have the Captain America build - strength but not like throwing tanks, super agility and speed but I'm not gonna be vanishing before anyone's eyes... Maybe some combat instincts? Hard to tell, I already knew how to fight. Maybe see how quickly I can run laps - or parkour! I'm terrible at parkour, I bet I'm great at it now!"

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"Hmm... are there any gymnastics you couldn't do before that you think you could do now?

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"And do you have enough super-durability to not crack your skull open if you turn out to be wrong."

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"I know I heal quick!" she says cheerfully. "And bones don't seem to break as easy? But we can use mats at first. And yeah, gymnastics is a good idea, probably less risky than rooftop hopping as a starter..."

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"- do we have mats?"

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"The gym does! And the gym teacher likes me!"

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"Works for me."

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"I'm not totally sure sneaking into the gym after school is a great idea..."

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"Worse case scenario someone's like 'hey fuck off' and we fuck off and then the person forgets about it five minutes later, probably.  We're not troublemakers."

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" - yeah, fair."

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"I wasn't proposing sneaking! Especially since there's some kind of sport thing going on? I was gonna be my charming self and ask."

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" - oh, yeah, that works too," Kaylee says a bit sheepishly.

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She laughs. "Come on. What do you think we should tell her?"

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"Nausicaa knows some gymnastics and wants to show off?  If she likes you you can be cute and, you know, unconvincingly pretend to just want to get some practice in."

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"She'll probably appreciate that I'm trying not to bust my head open, too."

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"Well, good thing I'm here, then," he says wryly.

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"I'll nominate you for Most Likely to be the Only Sane One when it comes time for senior titles."

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