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Human food consumption is complicated. Rewarding, admittedly, but complicated. 

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"I'm actually not clear on how you eat. Or do whatever non-eating thing provides you with energy."

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<We absorb nutrients in the grass when we run or walk or stand. The grass on the Andalite homeworld is better suited to this, but Earth's grass suffices, and the computer is checking for nutrient deficiencies. If any are observed we can supplement for them.>

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...okay. That's weird. "Explains the grass flooring."

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<It is also more comfortable. But yes.>

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Giggle. "I actually find grass sort of itchy to be in direct contact with."

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<You could acquire an Andalite morph and see if the distaste persists.>

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"I should probably do that. Although the fact that there are no female Andalites around will make it a little bit weird. Probably'll bother Andi more than me. It'll be interesting to check out the four eyes thing though."

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<I find it rather terrifying to only have two and be entirely ignorant of whatever is going on behind me. It would probably be unwise to be a female Andalite even if we had the samples available; it would instantly invite suspicion from the Yeerks.>

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"Well, yeah, obviously it wouldn't be weird enough to warrant looking off in the field, but for trying the species out under controlled conditions..."

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<Fair enough. I regret the current impossibility.> Rather deeply, as the ship that would have the first female Andalite cadet would also have some other people he would really benefit from seeing.

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"Any peculiar Andalite instincts Andi's going to need to worry about?"

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<Andalites are very rational and are not instinct-driven.>

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"I see. What do you notice when you're in a human morph?"

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<The vulnerability, mostly, and the poor balance, and the excellence of taste. You are also not a particularly instinct-driven species.>

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"Huh, I'd have expected there to be more of a discernible contrast, are sapients all like that?"

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<I have not morphed enough sapients to guess.>

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"And people don't compare notes on this sort of thing?"

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<Andalites rarely morph other sapients at all.>

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"What are the standard morphing use cases?"

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<Entertainment on our home world, espionage with trained operatives, healing.>

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"Yeah, I guess other sapients wouldn't come up that often."

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<It is still a relatively new technology, and even more recently ceased to be a military secret.>

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<Developed to the point of being safely testable around thirty of your years ago, became public knowledge about fifteen years ago, became widely available in the last few.>

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